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2045: The man lives off the grid, in Los Angeles, because of a inner fear that they're still looking for him. Every day he waits until the bombs fall....he should feel safe, but he doesn't. NED sends a NED-X back in time to kill off future NED's lieutenants. NED sends a reprogrammed NED-800 to protect NED. Together, with some bitch, they try to stop the NEDs from taking over the world...and they go on a wild goose chase only to realize they can't. They are stopped by an agent who tells them an age-old line, "It is inevitable, Mr. NEDerson."


and then NED finds a phone booth that allows him and his friend from childhood to travel through time. After the war, Bill Watterson and NED create a biographical feature-length film called Bill and NED's Excellent Adventure.

 

The sequel sucks.

Guest Anonymous

4896: Advanced lifeforms from Alpha Centauri visit earth after our early radio broadcasts reach their planet. Among the ruins of past civilizations, an epitaph is engraved on the cliff face of Mt. Everest as the only remaining words of a long dead civilization. Interested in what happened to the human race, they spend all their resources to decode what could be the only evidence of what happened. After hundreds of years of translation and generations wasted on the work of decoding the message, they finally finish. As billions of these lifeforms gather to finally see the final words of the human race and the near constant work carried out by their ancestors, the message comes into view. Gasps and cries of confusion and despair fall over the crowd as they read the decoded epitaph;

"eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy".

Guest applesauce99

then, a fragmented piece of the epitaph is noticed by a child. It is decoded with the same knowledge of the other phrase's language:

 

", foo"

4896: Advanced lifeforms from Alpha Centauri visit earth after our early radio broadcasts reach their planet. Among the ruins of past civilizations, an epitaph is engraved on the cliff face of Mt. Everest as the only remaining words of a long dead civilization. Interested in what happened to the human race, they spend all their resources to decode what could be the only evidence of what happened. After hundreds of years of translation and generations wasted on the work of decoding the message, they finally finish. As billions of these lifeforms gather to finally see the final words of the human race and the near constant work carried out by their ancestors, the message comes into view. Gasps and cries of confusion and despair fall over the crowd as they read the decoded epitaph;

"eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy".

 

*sniff*

 

That ending was...so brilliant

But will it blend?

 

Guest applesauce99

 

*sniff*

 

That ending was...so brilliant

 

only lucidacid, bro

2068: Things change.

Guest Albatross_

This timeline's really long now.


Maybe I should add illustrations.

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