Random Things We Say

[Vampire]

Me: I seen something that this one guy whenever he spent time with his tulpa in the wonderland they would add to it.

Ivy: Yeah?

Me: I thought maybe we should do that. It doesn't have to be big things.

Ivy: Alright *mischievous smile*

The rest of the day every time I would peek into the wonderland she would create a coffee cup with a stupid phrase.

> #1 Tulpa

> Worlds Best Tulpa

> I <3 Tulpas

You get the idea.

 

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*Raven imposes and pokes me a bunch*

Me: Morning Raven. You're more hyper than usual.

Raven: ^-^

*Ivy imposes and hugs me*

Me: Morning Ivy. Is it experiment day or something?

Ivy: NO! It is food day! Don't change it!

[Doctorfoxwolf]

It wasn't technically something she said since she's still mute, but I feel like this counts.

Because reasons, my family had Thanksgiving a day early. When I was putting away the dishes I was positioned in a way that meant I directly faced my father.

I felt an oncoming yawn, so as I normally do I raised my head.

Meti then decided to fuck with me, as I felt my face scrunch up and my jaw pull back, causing me to make an odd strangled sound.

My father decided that was hilarious.

[ThreeofSwords]

"Smoke Swedes every Dae"

 

"I'm watering my dish garden"

[Fairweather]

*In another chat the topic of people working at Hooters popped up*

Kyle: Hey Clara and Jessi, wou-

Both: Nope

Kyle: Good, heh

[Doctorfoxwolf]

Me: Oh, you wanted to type something out? Alright.

Meti: I have the biggest boner right now.

Me: . . . You are a female.

Meti: I'll never submit you tyrant!

[tulpa001]

Context. Being philosophical about stuff while imposing. Then I notice my changeling expression.

 

Me: Oh, my face is so goofy.

Me: Eh, can't be sexy all the time. Need to be cute some of the time.

 

Earlier:

Host: Tulpish question about how weird it is that I am moving her around while imposing myself and also moving around.

Me: I've got eight legs. I was born this way.

 

Thinking about how I was created and how I was created to possess bodies, and often controlled multiple at once. (And still do.)

 

Edit: Yeah, my host was there. But her comments are boring.

[Fairweather]

*Earlier this week, Kyle imposing Sam and hanging out in public while Kyle finished eating*

Sam: "... So sentience of anything really is impossible to prove, for the fact the mind uses electricity. The only thing we can prove is that the mind must have something similar to a programming structure, and that all of us really aren't more that electrical currents..."

Kyle: I came here to eat with you, not have an existential crisis man. Calm it down like 2 notches.

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*Earlier today, working on getting Kyle in wonderland with guidance of a friend*

Friend: Hand him an apple.

*Kyle doesn't pay attention as he is still getting a feel for the body*

*Sam tosses an apple to him, which bounces off Kyle's chest*

*Sam cracks up laughing while Kyle is confused*

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*Later, in wonderland still*

*Clara pokes her head into Kyle's room*

*Apples are all over the room, Sam out in the body, Kyle just waves*

[tulpa001]

I jerk my head back.

 

Host: Careful!

Me: Sorry. You know, I can't actually bash my head into yours.

[Saylin]

Me: Okay, guys, we need a system name.

Raymond: F**kwitts!

Me: No-

Raymond: F**ktards!

Me: Raymond--

Raymond: Pieces of s**t!

Me: RAYMOND. If you're going to suggest something, give me a serious answer.

Raymond:.... Ripperoonies.

Me:... I'm done with you.

[Raven_]

Vampire: "Did you get a gift for everyone in the system yet?"

Me: "Most of them."

Vampire: "Who is left?"

Me: "Raven."

Vampire: "Only you would think yourself important enough to mention that."

Me: "Hey, I'm important!"