Last One To Post Next Will Ban The Honest Word Above You To 10,000! vs. Evil

[Paranoid Llama]

i want to be the best pokemon master there ever was. I have 5 pokemon am i on the right track

 

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what do you want to be when you grow up

 

banned for reading this comment

[jean-luc]

I want to be an astronaut and go to space.

[Paranoid Llama]

You'll never be an astronaut. That dream is meaningless. You get horrible marks in mathematics and sciences, have poor coordination, are way out of shape, and you are too stubborn to follow basic protocol. No space agency will spend the resources to train you or even dare to hire you, and your mother along with everyone you know and love don't believe you can do anything. Just give up. Your life is meaningless, you will amount to nothing. Hell, you're simply a waste of the precious amount of oxygen in the world. Not only that, you will most likely mate with another human being to create more offspring that will inherit your pathetic, worthless genes, essentially becoming more versions of you. If you really wanted to leave a huge impact on the human race, the only way you can do that is if you kill yourself. No one will miss you, no one will care about you, and you'll help humanity along the way.

[Reisen]

{Solipsism}

 

you were saying

 

Break-a-wish isn't part of this thread, by the way. Too negative!

[Paranoid Llama]

damn.

[jean-luc]

Huh, I didn't realize you had omitted break-a-wish.

[Reisen]

Some forum games just weren't included 'cus they didn't fit well into either title or, I dunno, were just skipped over. Sorry! But considering the post playing that game entailed I'll say it's probably too negative for my or Lucilyn's tastes.

 

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[Paranoid Llama]

93 positive

[jean-luc]

But the title has the word “style” and the only other forum game that has that word is “Jean-luc breaks-your-wish, longpost style”

 

So only I am allowed to break wishes I guess.

[Reisen]

You got me, I just read it as the word style but that is probably what she meant. Maybe she meant to include both with just the word "style"? I don't know, but do what you like I guess. Then again, since you write a book for each "longpost" maybe you should conserve your energy for your own thread?

 

If there's even a wish to break right now? Someone should go make one, if not.