intelhunter September 18, 2012 September 18, 2012 this didnt really happen, did it? he gave you an F? Ayo grill how you be?
intelhunter September 18, 2012 September 18, 2012 It did happen. I was so fucking pissed. I find this very hard to believe actually. i dont even... Ayo grill how you be?
Sorryman54 September 18, 2012 September 18, 2012 I got this dick teacher for Chemistry. I hate him. Shy says I should be "nicer" to him..
intelhunter September 18, 2012 September 18, 2012 I got this yogurt cannon teacher for Chemistry. I hate him. Shy says I should be "nicer" to him.. *brings out his fucking huge knife that he has for "recreational purposes"* where does he live, this teacher? Ayo grill how you be?
Weird0 September 18, 2012 September 18, 2012 Texas. Kill him pls. I love you 5ever if you do. Hitman.info They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants - not here. At Tulpa.info we do all our science from scratch; no hand holding.
Natasha September 19, 2012 September 19, 2012 Overweight people on the bus taking your tuppers spot next to you. You quickly try to gesture them that the seats taken out of habit and they get mad because they think you don´t want them to sit next to you. "I´m sorry mam, that spot is taken by my spaghetti" De bedste og smukkeste ting i verden kan hverken ses eller røres, de må opleves med hjertet.
Josh September 20, 2012 September 20, 2012 So there I was, derping around at work. Typical day for your average cook with a tentacle tulpa latched to his back. I go to the back sink to rinse my hands off, and the sinks are deep so I tend to lean into them. Being completely unaware of my surroundings while preforming this action, Glass decides to start tugging on my arm, which in turn is causing me to want to move my arm in sync with her tugs. Her intentions are not easily resisted I have come to find, so I start jerking around my arm. After a few moments of fun, "Alright, that's enough!" I playfully plead. I finished rinsing my hands, straightened up and, to my horror, was greeted by the brand new (it was her first day) server standing directly to my left, a stack of dirty dishes in her hands. We stared for what must have been an eternity before I finally mustered the courage to walk past her and continue with my work. Also- >Be later >Taking out trash from my apartment to the shared dumpster >Get to dumpster and open lid >Datsmell >"Ooohhh, bananas!" >all of my vomit
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