Moments that make you feel nuts

[Natasha]

Sometimes (read: every night , because now that she can talk, i get scolded for not doing so) I go outside at 1am and talk out loud to natasha. I then get forced to sing out loud and if i try to keep my voice down (so the entire neightbourhood doesn´t wake up) she goes "louder! LOUDER!"

 

I´m in a abusive relationship ;_;

 

God forbid she ever learns to tulpaforce herself a whip

 

[Dervich]

Sometimes (read: every night , because now that she can talk, i get scolded for not doing so) I go outside at 1am and talk out loud to natasha. I then get forced to sing out loud and if i try to keep my voice down (so the entire neightbourhood doesn´t wake up) she goes "louder! LOUDER!"

 

I´m in a abusive relationship ;_;

 

God forbid she ever learns to tulpaforce herself a whip

 

 

I wish you luck on avoiding the whip scenario.

[Captain Nemo]

But some people like the whip, ya know.

[Dervich]

But some people like the whip, ya know.

 

A masochist with a tulpa, for some reason I keep on thinking that that'd be an interesting account.

[Chupi]

Sometimes I talk to Aria out loud. I always worry about my parents hearing me.

 

Depending on what you're talking to her about, saying it's make-believe, talking to yourself / thinking out loud, or possibly praying, should work. All of those are perfectly acceptable activities for an 11-year-old. All of them except make-believe are fairly reasonable for any age too.

 

Seriously, just about anything tulpa-related they catch you doing, you could pass off with minimal fallout by saying she's a bog-standard imaginary friend. You know, invisible doll you talk to and puppet.

[Captain Nemo]

My standard reply for when people ask me who I was talking to is, "Well, myself, technically." The odd reply usually quiets them.

[Black Bane]

gay times.

[Danzi]

i was playing catch

with my tulpa

on a beach

a crowded beach

people look at me like im crazy

fucks given by my tulpa-(5-1/2)

fucks given by me-0

btw i live next to the beach

[Josh]

i was playing catch

with my tulpa

on a beach

a crowded beach

people look at me like im crazy

fucks given by my tulpa-(5-1/2)

fucks given by me-0

btw i live next to the beach

 

Go long, tulpa!

 

*throws ball to nothing off in distance

 

Damn.

[Sorryman54]

>be in chemistry

>be Monday afternoon

>I hate Mondays

>worst day of week for me

>done with test

>a good 25 students still testing

>be practicing open-eye visualization

>Shy looks at me

>she walks over

>kisses me

>I say "I love you." on accident

>out loud

>in classroom full of pupils

>testing

>everyone looks at me

>I look at teacher with a scared face

>he holds up my test to me

>has a 96 on it

>he smiles

>I smile

>suddenly he crosses out the 96

>puts a zero in its place

>GOD DAMN IT FUCK ALL

>everyone is staring out me

>I said "I love you." at air

>mfw teacher high fived me on the way out

>I obviously don't have a fucking face