ITT: Things to do with your tulpa after you're done forcing them

[Tulpony]

107. Do Mystery Science Theater style commentary on bad movies, shows, or video games

108. Play a co-op board game (they exist)

109. Form a company together. Don't let any of your employees know about their co-employer...

110. Learn programming and let them design an indie game (I'm actually planning on doing this once I'm out of school)

111. Make a YouTube channel for them and let them possess you to do Let's Plays

112. Have them "act" in books/fan-fics

113. Talk smack about idiot co-workers

114. Convince people you have a roommate/sibling/spouse/whatever

115. Run for president with your tulpa as your vice-president

116. Fix (or "fix") your horrible memory problems

117. Have them play one of those visual novel dating games

118. Troll people on dating sites (warning: do at your own risk)

119. Necro this thread without realizing it *facepalm*

[Flexionsensor]

120: Continue necro-ing the thread.

121: Drink orange juice.

122: Spew orange juice as you learn that it has spoiled.

123: Proceed to have sex with your tupper in the resulting puddle of OJ.

[TehEpicMan]

124. stab someone in public

 

125. realize that only you can interact with the knife.

 

126. get discouraged as the police arrest you for assult

 

127. break outa jail.

 

128. spend the rest of your days in a dark room, having adventured with your tulpa in your imagination

 

129. commit suicide

 

130. rise as a zombie along with your tulpa.

 

131. destroy humanity

 

132. world domination

[Asquerade]

Two(You and Tulpa) VS 1(Enemy)

At anything involving the mind. Tabletop gaming, or cards, or something.