[Satire] Roomba Tulpa Creation

[Ranger]

If you took a bunch of Cheetos Tulpas and ate them, my educated guess is they would blend into a stomach watermelon seed. Then Someone would end up with a stomach watermelon Tulpa.

[Guest]

Well, make a whole in the soil and just wait for them to 'be born' and then cover them up and you'll have a watermelon vine tulpa in the garden in no time.

[Ranger]

You would need to puke up the watermelon first though.

[Guest]

By any means is fine.

 

Oh wait, Snaily poked his head out of his shell. I think I know what he wants. Can he eat the watermelon, all you need is the seeds right?

[Indigo Blue]

So the Roomba gave birth today, and well, I was expecting its baby to be some sort of toaster on wheels, but it actually gave birth to an entire piano. Roomba, Spatula, Blender and I were all completely shocked. 

 

I decided to give them a wonderland. The Spatula and Blender will live in the kitchen, along with Fork, Spoon, Knife, and Plate, four other tulpas I made.

 

Roomba and Piano (the piano tulpa, not the other Piano, sorry for any confusion) will live in the living room, along with TV, Couch, and Carpet. I'll add more tulpas to fill each of the rooms. The only one who's allowed to move into other rooms is Roomba, since it has to vacuum.

 

That's all for right now.

[Guest]

Make sure to give them all exactly equal fronting time.

[Indigo Blue]

They're not allowed fronting time

[Guest]

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[Indigo Blue]

Here's something odd that happened. Knife fell onto the floor earlier, and it wasn't able to get up in time before Roomba vacuumed it up. Knife ended up integrating with Roomba, and now Roomba has the ability to wield a knife. So that's terrifying. Fork and Spoon mourn their lost friend. In their grief they uhhh, did the do, and Spoon became pregnant and gave birth to Spork.

 

Here's an update on all the tulpas I have now:

 

Kitchen: Spatula, Blender, Spoon, Knife, Plate, Spork, Fridge, Microwave, Salt, Pepper, Table, Chair, and Curtain

Living room: Roomba, Piano, TV, Couch, Carpet, Coffee Table, Bookshelf, Book, Painting, Alexa

Bedroom: Bed, Blanket, Pillow, Desk, Chair2, Computer, Mouse, Lamp, Clock

[Ranger]

Is mouse a servitor for computer?