[Satire] Roomba Tulpa Creation

[GrayTheCat]

I knew about Tewi since I was a noob. I knew who Lucilyn and Tewi were before I understood who was in who's system.

 

 

Also if anyone makes a Tulpa clone of me, I will have to declare that host and clone as new Grays.

 

[Guest]

Uh oh, I just had a Cat_Shadowgriffin walk-in...what should I do?

[GrayTheCat]

I shall now officially declare Bear, Cat-bear, and spatula's wife as grewys. Yes, Indigo's spatula Tulpa has a wife, who obviously has the ability of inter-system travel. Who made spatula's wife? Who knows?

probably Indigo

 

 

Oh, and all of my new grewys must look like this:

 

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[Indigo Blue]

Here's a bit of an update on the tulpa named TV.

 

He only has one channel, with only one show that plays. The reason for this is because I need to make tulpas for each individual character on the show, otherwise it's just static. The show is Good Luck Charlie, and the tulpas are each character in the family. The reason for this because it's the first show that came to mind when making the TV tulpa. I have to make more tulpas to have more shows on the TV. I've gotten so good at making tulpas though so it shouldn't take that much time. 

 

The Roomba seems to really like its new knife power. It threatened me with it earlier when I was trying to tell it it wasn't allowed to be intimate with the Carpet. Unfortunately the Carpet is now pregnant. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me considering it was the Roomba who got pregnant last time. Maybe the Knife integrating with it changed its orientation somehow? I have no idea. Either way I really hope Roomba doesn't have any STIs.

 

Here's the system now:

 

Kitchen: Spatula, Blender, Forks (cluster of 10 tulpas) Spoons (cluster of 10 tulpas), Knives (cluster of 10 tulpas), Plates (cluster of 20 tulpas), Spork, Fridge, Microwave, Salt, Pepper, Table, Chairs, Curtain, Colander, Ice Cream Scoop, Oven, Counter, Dishwasher, Sink, Pizza Slicer, Whisk

Living room: Roomba, Piano, TV (along with a cluster of show character tulpas), Couch, Carpet, Coffee Table, Magazine, Bookshelf, Books (cluster of 40 tulpas), Painting, Alexa, Ceiling Fan, Window, Video Game Console, Video Game Controller, Stereo, Fireplace

Bedroom: Bed, Blanket, Pillow, Desk, Chair2, Computer, Mouse, Lamp, Clock, Mousepad, Keyboard, Stuffed Animal (a shape-shifter), Dresser, Wardrobe, Mirror

 

Eventually I'll add a bathroom

[Ranger]

Oh noes! The inevitable sink Tulpa! I want him to be named "Ted the sink", or TTS for short.

 

Also, Spatula has a wife now... how many of your Tulpas are married Indigo?

[Redacted System]

Don’t forget to add a backyard!

[Indigo Blue]

If Spatula has married without my permission, well... that's not acceptable. Going to dissipate it now and make a replacement.

[Redacted System]

Idea! We need a tulpa of every game character I’ve ever made. Hold on, that’s about 800 I’ll need to force now...

[Lucilyn]

we need a tulpa for every single Touhou character (somewhere over 180)

[Breloomancer]

I'm going to make millions of servators that all communicate with each other only through either giving a signal, or not. I will then program these servators so that they will create a highly complex AI that works just like a tulpa