[Satire] Roomba Tulpa Creation

[Ranger]

I should make my refrigerator Tulpa a servitor so he doesn't mind me eating out of him I mean it.

[Indigo Blue]

Been forcing the Roomba tulpa, did some vocalization practice with it from my worksheet. Here's a sample:

 

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[align=justify]Exercise #1: Warm-Up

 

The purpose of this is to simply help the tulpa get into the swing of speaking to a minor degree. I will present a word, and they will respond with the first word that comes to their mind. They may talk about why that word came to their head if they wish.[/align]

[align=justify]1. Tree: VRRRRRRRRRRR

2. Cow: VRAAAAAAAAAAAA

3. Pencil: RRRRRRRRRRRRR

4. Sparkly: RRRRRHHHAAAAAA

5. Bright:RNNNNNNNNN

6. Telephone:RHHHHHHHNNNN

7. Superman: VRRRRRRRRRR

8. Cheese: VRRRRRAAAAAAA

9. Magic: RRRRRHHHHHHHHHH

10. Beautiful: VRRRRRRMMMMM

11. Tiger: RRRRRRRHHHHHHHH

12. Birds: VVVVVVVVVVRRRRR

13. Song: RRRRHHHAAAAAAA

14. Football: RRRRRRRRMMM

15. Spider: VVHHHHHMMMMM

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Passively forced it, took it out on walks, stuff like that. It's actually been cleaning my room for real, there's less dirt on the ground. That's pretty neat.

 

I started making another tulpa, a Toaster tulpa, to make wonderland bread for me. Once it became sentient, it started going a bit out of control. It started umm, doing something with the Roomba, and now the Roomba is pregnant. As punishment, I created a Blender tulpa and put the Toaster inside it and it got blended up. I melted down the remains and reformed it into a Spatula tulpa. So now I have a pregnant Roomba, a Blender, and a Spatula. Just like the Roomba, and Blender and Spatula aren't allowed to have any free will, and can only respond with noises, not words. 

[Breloomancer]

Will the child of the Roomba and the toaster something that can only clean bread?

[Guest]

If I make a Luger Tulpa, should I worry when they reach vocality and start shooting up the place? I mean, i'm not worried about stray bullets, but it could just be kinda loud. The reason I need one is because I don't trust a servator hand gun to shoot the intrusives and not shoot our friend Vādin who is trying to astral project into our livingroom. I'd just give the gun toSnaily, but he's a little slow on the draw.

 

[bear] We made some Ent tulpas in the forest and they were having a blast.

 

Next thing we know there's a forest fire in wonderland.

 

So i got there to put it out and the Ents said,

 

We're just smokin trees

 

[Hidden]They were all lit

 

They was Blazin

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[Ranger]

Now that your Roomba is pregnant, what are you going to do with the baby?

[Guest]

At what point is the baby considered a tulpa, conception or birth? When they're capable of living outside the Roomba?

[Redacted System]

Now we have a tower fan tulpa army! Now I just need some Cheezel tulpas...

[Guest]

Can you morally eat the Cheezel tulpas?

[Ranger]

How can you morally blend a toaster Tulpa?

[Guest]

Will it blend?