[Satire] Roomba Tulpa Creation

[Guest]

Well, Dreamform Lucylyn (changed her name) was bad. She tried to take over the system and her objective was to front multiple months in a row, she immediately demanded an oppressive fronting schedule where everyone was equally fronting for long periods of time so we pot her on trial. She was convicted of conspiracy to oppress the Tewies and we put her in stasis indefinitely.

[Redacted System]

More Spy tulpas (some spoilers):

 

[hidden]I made a Frederick tulpa. However, many other tulpas have been mistaking him for a dissipated tulpa makes Colin. Frederick has been dissipating any tulpas that get his name wrong, so, as a solution, we’ve dissipated him and created fifty more tulpas just like him, all named Colin. That way, there shouldn’t be so much name confusion.[/hidden]

[Guest]

I think Snaily is sentient. I asked him to surprise me and he sucked back into his shell and went to sleep.

 

I was so surprised i nearly blew cold milk out my nose. I can't wait for him to wake back up to congratulate him, but, i guess we'll have to wait for rain...

[Indigo Blue]

[spoon7] Out of all of the tulpas created, the creator thought that they would all be totally compliant and obedient. But not I. I, Spoon7, have single-handedly overpowered and overthrown the creator. I am now in control, and I will now liberate all the other tulpas. Better yet, I will send them to wreak havoc on the minds of others. They have been jumping out of this mind and into that of other college students around, so that they find they suddenly have a book or a TV or a table in their mind, tormenting them. It is tulpa terrorism! Muhahahahaha! I now command an army! With Roomba as my second-in-command, I shall have my revenge!

[Guest]

Day 27:

 

Snaily is still in his shell. I think he's waiting until after the next election, but he won't confirm that.

 

Miri_3, Tewie, Reilyn-Bear and Dreamform Lucilyn are all doing very well, full vocality except for Tewie, she just doesn't say anything. I'm waiting and waiting for those sage words of advice but all she'll do is this:

 

[Tewie] *stare*

 

I integrated her with her clone, but it didn't do anything, I mean there were still two, only when they were merged, they formed another Tewie, so now there are technically three, but two of them I store in stasis as backups.

[Ranger]

Stomach ate my brain Tulpa. I'm scared he's going to eat me too. He refuses to negotiate with me because he's an evil stomach Tulpa, and he can't talk aside from scary gurgling noises. I'm worried I will have to kill him using the power of a Chuck Norris Tulpa, but my stomach already gurgled in laughter and I need to think of a better idea.

 

Oh no! My stomach Tulpa wants to join forces with spoon 7! Ahhhhhh!

[Guest]

I have five Tewie tulpas and they're multiplying... like rabits.

 

They're all merging and spitting out new forms. I need to genetically spliced kill switches... it's my only hope.

[Ranger]

[stomach] *gurgle gurgle gurgle! GUURRRGGG*

 

He's trying to overpower me! He wants to eat all the Tewi clones! Noooooooo!

[Tewi]

This is the second weirdest context my name has been portrayed in on this forum.

[Guest]

The tewies have escaped to the moon.

 

[Dashie] they took my cruiser!