Choose Which One To Delete Forever

[Glaurung26]

Whoops that's my bad. My brain must be feeling uncreative today.

 

We'll try again:

 

The moon. I say that because I'm a bit rusty on my knowledge on tidal pull and other things that it does for us. I would be more upset (dead) without our sun so I wouldn't deprive other hypothetical solar systems with life of their heat sources. Hopefully we could make do with artificial orbital asteroid defense and the biosphere would still be able to support life, with no moon. I'm sure Emperor Musk is working on an artificial moon station anyways.

 

Digital or analog (for whatever you want to apply that too)?

[harvestmoon]

I’m gonna say digital. Rigid digital. No more vinyl records. We will all become iPod.

 

Watches or fanny packs?

[TurboSimmie]

Watches, because although they are cool, most people just look at their phones these days anyway.

 

toasters or blenders?

[ruleofthumb]

I use toasters more but I have to remove toasters. I could just use an oven for most of the things I use toasters for. Idk what I'd use for blending things besides a blender.

 

Key chains or paper clips?

[Autumn Ren]

I delete paperclips because I still need a keychain even if I go paperless. As a tulpa, paperless is important and I still want kool keychain bling even if I don't have a car... or a corporeal body.

 

Greed or Corruption

 

This choice is binding and you have to live with your choice forever.

 

 

 

 

[2serpents]

I delete Greed, because people deal with it more every day - neighbors, family, even friends. Besides, much corruption comes from greed.

 

Fingernails or toenails?

[Tewi]

Toenails, they're far less useful.

 

Invasive plants or invasive animals?

[ringgggg]

That’d be choosing between kudzu and people. I’d probably be responsible for the kudzu wildfire, personally

 

Clogs or sandals?

[Autumn Ren]

Clogs, Leif the trees alone!

 

Puns or stand up crowd work?

Edited December 19, 2023 by Autumn Ren

[ringgggg]

I think humor has evolved to the point where stand-up comedy has become obsolete. Or will be for a couple decades until it makes its grand re-debut. As punbearable as they are, puns have a fundamental ambiguity that makes them a lot more versatile rather than something that calls for much more intricacy at a surface level

 

Lawn grass or bamboo?