Avalanche February 27, 2013 February 27, 2013 A: Let me change it now Q: You are given a special suit of any kind you want. It can help you do one thing. What is that thing and what would you use it for? frt
Heaventhief February 27, 2013 February 27, 2013 using the power of that suit to make a suit that could do anything. or maybe one that could let me move physical objects to and from my wonderland. one of those two. What is your favorite type of food.
Flexionsensor February 27, 2013 February 27, 2013 Things which were once living and breathing, yet have ceased to continue their futile struggle for survival, that they may venture into the dark infinity which is my stomach and coexist. Have you ever stripped naked in front of someone before? Not your tulpa by the way... "DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!" Shameless self promotion!
Guest kingfisher February 28, 2013 February 28, 2013 A: Yes, and it was awkward. Q: Have you tried tasting ethyl/methyl/isopropyl alcohol?
Avalanche February 28, 2013 February 28, 2013 A:I don't even. Q: Do tell us about that incident, kingfisher. frt
Guest kingfisher February 28, 2013 February 28, 2013 That wouldn't be necessary. Q: Which kind of shoes do you prefer?
jean-luc February 28, 2013 February 28, 2013 This is the one time I am not annoyed by a question directed at someone specific KINGFISHER, WHAT ART THOUST STORY???? Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Guest kingfisher February 28, 2013 February 28, 2013 A: Okay, so it happened a few years ago. It was a silent afternoon, and I was home alone. I did several things to keep myself occupied: stuff like playing the guitar in my room, drum-like tapping on the dining table, doodling on the old books I found in the book shelves, singing songs like Bohemian Rhapsody and What A Wonderful World with the most annoying voice I could imitate, counting dust particles along the stairs-- I was getting desperate. It was already getting dark, at around 6:30 PM, and I was falling deep into the pit of boredom. I started pacing back and forth around the living room and fiddling with the decor, then I started wandering in my siblings' bedrooms to look for interesting toys. I found my old Rubik's cube in one of their rooms, but it only took me at least two minutes and I was already done with it. I continued my search into my parent's bedroom. There, I found the TV, some reading glasses, safety goggles, a survival knife in my dad's closet, and more reading glasses. The TV's cable is out-- the one-month contract was already terminated and they've cut the signal. "This is getting me nowhere," I say to myself, as I checked my mom's closet. I found a sewing kit with cool pins, sleeping eye masks, an awesome-looking pair of scissors, and a foot massaging panel. The pair of scissors were kind of suspicious, so I didn't even think of touching it. The foot massage device? I'm too healthy for that. Then, it happened to me. In the corner of my eye, I found a bottle of gleaming ethyl alcohol. I drew near it and took it from the top of the shelf it was standing on. I read the label. It says: "70% alcohol solution". I proceeded to open the cap and without hesitation, I put about a tablespoon of the chemical liquid into my mouth. It all happened too fast. My tongue was burning and my eyes were watering, and I was wildly coughing the whole time. No amount of words could describe the pain. It was nasty, I tell you, NASTY. For almost an hour, my breath was chilly, my nose was burning, and my eyes were sore. Q: Have you done anything more stupid than this?
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