How Honest Are You?

[Avalanche]

A: What

 

Q: Can you tell us about the time you stripped naked in front of someone pls?

[Guest kingfisher]

A: It was somewhere in June 2012 when I was enrolling for college. Lots of freshmen were busily walking around the campus. From building to building, we've went to get papers checked, signed and processed. Paying for the tuition fee in the administration building was the hardest part, where you get to wait in line for about an hour and a half, but the rest was okay.

 

I was near to finishing my enrollment, when suddenly, I hear talks about having to strip naked for physical examination. At first, I thought these people were kidding. I was wrong. After preliminary tests, like urine examination, eye tests and body measurement, we were led to wait in front of the door where no one dares to go through: The Physician's Office. Me and my buds were nervously sitting on a long line of chairs, waiting for the inevitable to happen. One by one, a freshman enters the room as another comes out with watery eyes and a reddish tint to their face. As the line gets shorter, so was my distance to the accursed door.

 

It was too late. My time has come. It sends shivers down my spine and my body is shaking-- wait wait wait, no. Anyway, as I came in, I heard someone from behind whisper something about a "bathhouse". I was surprised by what was waiting for me inside, just behind the desk. It was the physician. I'm not sure if it was a he or a she-- I was terrified either way. And there I was, standing before the greatest fear of all the enrolling students, shaking helplessly. The Physician suddenly begins talking, which caused me to flinch and not hear the words.

The Physician speaks again, "Pull down your pants."

"I'm sorry, what?" I reply.

"Strip. Naked."

"

(Fuck.)

" As I began my strip of shame, The Physician looks at my exposed physique.

"Turn around."

"

(Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.)

"

"Good."

"(Oh, good. Wait, what!?)"

"Put your clothes back on and get out."

Then, after putting my clothes back on, I quickly rush out of the room to finish my enrollment, go straight home and proceed to cry myself to sleep. I never felt clean for a few months after that. The thought of it gives me shivers up until now.

 

Q: Have you experienced being trapped in a public bathroom with a homosexual blocking the exit, looking intently at your ass while you wash your hands?

[Heaventhief]

... That is why i try to avoid public restrooms/areas/anyone in general. butt no.

 

you are an excellent story teller kingfisher.

 

Do you also thinks kingfisher is a good story teller?

[Avalanche]

I think he's a terrible molestee. You're submission needs more passion! Ambition! Ambition!

 

Otherwise yeah.

 

What would your perfect hometown be like? Realistic or non-realistic.

[jean-luc]

A flying castle

 

Roll

[Guest Cheb]

Rock. Also Gensokyo.

 

What's the lewdest thing you've said to a family member?

[Spice]

"You're a slut [brother's name]"

-Mum walks out.- "Don't call him that. He's a filthy slut." [jokingly of course.]

Okay then, [brother] you're a filthy slut.

 

Q: Roll

[Lacquer]

I don't saw lewd things to anyone.

 

Without searching, do you actually know what Lacquer is?

[Flexionsensor]

Yes.

 

Without searching, do you know what a flexion sensor is?

[jean-luc]

A: I'd assume a flexible sensor, or a sensor of flexions (so no.)

*search*

Cool. That was a good name to chose :D

 

Q: Roll+search if you don't know