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...I learned that champagne tasted like crap this year. .-.

 

When was the last time you did drugs? (Or smoked.)

Despite the name, the host bodybody is the one usually using this account. 

Spice was born in 2013 and Tomoe was born in 2014.

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A: Last time I took drugs was when I had typhoid fever. Hey, not all drugs have to be illegal.

Q: Have you ever come close to death? What happened?

I was almost killed by a riptide when I was 9. My family took me to a beach with a lifeguard SO INEPT, that I was swept away and he didn't even care! So I was saved by an old man. I hate old men.

 

Roller skates.

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

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I had typhoid fever last year. My temperature reached and remained stable at 40 C, hyperthermia.

I thought I could handle it. I went through the whole school day with a 40 degree fever. I was hospitalized the next day.

 

Rolling pin.

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A:The first one was when I was being born. I had my umbilical cord stuck around my neck, and I had a fifty-fifty chance to live. So close to life, yet so far. Luckily, they got me out after three tries. They said it was a miracle I survived that strain.

 

The other one was when I was in elementary school. I got hit by a running kid and was thrown away around a few meters back, then hit my head against a dangerously edgy cement bench. I lost consciousness and woke up on a hospital bed with a sharp pain in the back of my head. The doctor says it's a terrible parietal bone fracture, and I'd either lose my mind, or instantly die if I get hit in that spot again. They said I was lucky to be alive. I was never allowed to do any extreme physical activity after that.

 

Q: Roll.

A: I got chased by a bear when I was hunting once. We were actually hunting FOR bear, but we were supposed to be up in a stand. As we were walking to the stand, my dad thought he heard something moving by our bait. He told me wait for him, and walked off. I waited, and waited, and waited... (apparently he got lost).

 

Anyways, just before I dozed off from sheer boredom, a twig snapped. I slowly turned my head, and saw a bear cub less then five feet away from me. And where there's a bear cub, there's an overprotective mother. I slowly backed away, clicking the safety off on my shotgun, which evidently gave me away. The cub looked at me, then yelped (for lack of a better word). I heard something crashing through the brush, and backed away, slightly faster. Sure enough, the mother came into view. She growled at me, and I stood my ground. After a while, the cub wandered off, and the mother followed it. I just stood there until my dad came back.

 

And shortly afterward, I realized that my gun wasn't even loaded, and neither was my sidearm.

 

(And if you know anything about the bears, you know shooting them with a. 45 pistol would probably just piss them off)

Q: Rolling Block Rifle

Another story which was close was the time I fell off a table and onto a concrete floor headfirst, when I was 6.

 

NO ROLLER SKATES. When was the first time you used a computer?

"DUDE! That's wrong! You don't do that! That's like giving a kid a knife and telling him that it's a neck massager!"

Shameless self promotion!

four scour and seven years ago.

 

what did you think of the movie "Lincoln" (if you have seen it would you like to)?

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