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Because anybody who completed third grade reading should be able to tell that in a question and answer situation, the sentence without the question mark would be a response to said question, whereas a sentence ending in a question mark is obviously a question.

 

So, is it necessary for me to label what is and is not a question?

Let's focus on the matter at hand, shall we?

A: Yes. Why? Because I said so.

 

Q: Are you looking forward to Christmahanakwanzika?

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

A: Yeah and not really. It's going to be a pretty chill day, but neither of my parents really want anything and I couldn't think of much that I wanted to put on my list so it's going to be kinda empty under the tree. Still, better to get what you want than a lot of crap.

 

Q: Roll on.

frt

No. I don't have money for gifts for anybody, I have to finish writing a song for my mother because I'm too poor to get her a real gift, as well as working on some type of gifts for my brothers, my best friend won't accept the fact I don't want him to get me anything since I can't return the favor, and my mother won't listen to me telling her to get my little brothers gifts instead of me. Fuck this christmas. The only good thing is that I won't be seeing my family.

 

Do I lose the holiday cheer game yet?

Let's focus on the matter at hand, shall we?

You super lost it. I don't think they are going to think less of you for not being able to give presents this year just because they gave you some.

 

How decorated is your neighbourhood?

frt

Apartment complex. Florida. Not decorated at all.

 

What snacks do you leave for Satna?

 

Sidenote: I don't think they'll think less of me. I hate that this past year has been so fucking bad that I can't even get anybody a single gift. More of a self hatred thing.

Let's focus on the matter at hand, shall we?

We don't leave anything out as I'm the youngest in the house and I'm 19. Plus if we left anything out the dog would eat them. Yes, even any beer we left out. She's Irish.

 

Do you like putting up the tree? Do you decorate the shit out of it or just put it up a week before christmas?

frt

I stand up my guitar and put some shiny shit on it whenever I remember that it's december.

 

Does that count as a tree?

Let's focus on the matter at hand, shall we?

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