[Game] Break-a-wish

[nemo345]

You get your wish as a truck one day comes over to your house and dumps its load of black shirts and stripp ties on you while your outside, crushing you to death

 

I wish tulpas became corporeal

[Chen]

Fine, but they instantly rebel against everything that is good and right.

 

I wish I had a coffee mug that never ran out of coffee.

[Neon]

You get your infinite coffee, but eventually you get addicted and keep drinking until you go into a cardiac arrest and die.

 

I wish i was the best attorney ever.

[Flexionsensor]

Your success causes your peers to doubt your credibility; your career is flushed as they frame you for several legal issues they 'find.'

 

I wish I was the most powerful genie, in the world!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Platinum]

Okay you are but your magic is restricted to your masters wishes and that is after they find you. enjoy being stuffed in a lamp and buried in 10 kilometers of arctic ice.

 

My wish is simple one day of peace.

[Guest Anonymous]

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[Kaz with a K]

Wish granted, because it was smashed to pieces.

 

Wish I had a cute puppy! :3

[Chen]

It's cute, but it's also bigger than Clifford, and it also eats people.

 

I wish I wished I was a fish.

[Platinum]

Granted. However your wish states that you wish that you wished so that's what you get a lifetime of sorrow brought upon by not outright wishing to be a fish leading suicide by swimming out to sea.

 

I wish to be immune to extreme heat and cold

[UnknownCraos]

wish granted, but you develop a severe weakness to normal temperatures.

 

I wish I stopped dropping my laptop.