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I would never have sex with my female pony tulpa!

 

NO SIR, I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SLANDER!

 

GOOD DAY.

 

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!!

Is actually Leo.

The honest truth is that Freud is the most hyped piece of shit psychologist that ever walked this earth...

Read this and tell me the man is qualified to assess your mental health.

 

You know what the craziest thing is? Those five stages you linked are correct. Are you telling me that when you were a baby you didn't like to put things, like a pacifier, in your mouth? Weren't you pissed off when you had to hold it in until you could reach a toilet? Didn't you play with your penis in the bathtub like it was some toy or some shit? You probably saw the head as a face or something. Didn't you have a time period where you didn't think girls had cuties, but at the same time you didn't really care much for them? Then didn't you all the sudden want to fuck one who thought was cute, until you came on the internet and realized they were all bitches and whores?

Yeah.

 

 

Jung is better.

 

 

Also if you're going to cite Freud, you'd best stop using "subconscious" because he vehemently rejected the term.

 

He used "the unconscious mind" a lot. That's just his term for subconscious.

 

You know what the craziest thing is? Those five stages you linked are correct.

 

 

I'm not sure how serious your response is, so I'll just say it's super serious.

 

Freud's stages clearly happen, but the flaw in them surrounds how much they dictate anyone's life. According to him, if I never learned to hold it in to go potty as a kid, then everything else about me is sure to be messy and disorganized from then on. Or how about this:

Phallic Stage: 3.5 - 6 years

...

Boys experience castration anxiety and girls suffer penis envy

When I was that old, at most, I knew that my peepee was where all the piss came out to go in the toilet. I would have been as concerned about losing it as I would my left arm- in other words, not at all. And what girl for that matter would know enough about penises at that age to be jealous of them, even subconsciously?

 

Freud's theories were just terrible conjecture on his part, made with the intention of explaining peoples' behavior but never drawing from a foundation of real fact.

 

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I'm not sure how serious your response is, so I'll just say it's super serious.

 

Freud's stages clearly happen, but the flaw in them surrounds how much they dictate anyone's life. According to him, if I never learned to hold it in to go potty as a kid, then everything else about me is sure to be messy and disorganized from then on. Or how about this:

When I was that old, at most, I knew that my peepee was where all the piss came out to go in the toilet. I would have been as concerned about losing it as I would my left arm- in other words, not at all. And what girl for that matter would know enough about penises at that age to be jealous of them, even subconsciously?

 

Freud's theories were just terrible conjecture on his part, made with the intention of explaining peoples' behavior but never drawing from a foundation of real fact.

 

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You wouldn't be concerned about losing your left arm? I question the validity of your comment, then. Especially since you never met a girl with penis envy, an incredibly common syndrome that is sweeping the nations. Go ask a girl if they would rather have a penis, and report back.

 

You wouldn't be concerned about losing your left arm? I question the validity of your comment, then. Especially since you never met a girl with penis envy, an incredibly common syndrome that is sweeping the nations. Go ask a girl if they would rather have a penis, and report back.

 

>doesn't want to lose penis

>castration anxiety

Yeah ok

 

You wouldn't be concerned about losing your left arm? I question the validity of your comment, then. Especially since you never met a girl with penis envy, an incredibly common syndrome that is sweeping the nations. Go ask a girl if they would rather have a penis, and report back.

 

I wasn't concerned about losing my penis or left arm at age 5. I was probably blissfully playing in a sandbox somewhere, the weight of all the possible ways my member could be lost far out of my innocent mind. If a girl says she was craving a penis at that age, then fuck it, I'm done.

 

>doesn't want to lose penis

>castration anxiety

Yeah ok

 

Ok, jokes aside, it was common in Freud's day for fathers to threaten their kids with castration. You have to understand the time differences; this was a plausible theory back in his day. Nowadays you don't see too many fathers saying that they'll rip their son's dick off. Since the father's don't use it as a threat anymore, the children don't learn to fear it, and Freud's castration anxiety doesn't appear. Since, you know, all fear is learned.


 

I wasn't concerned about losing my penis or left arm at age 5. I was probably blissfully playing in a sandbox somewhere, the weight of all the possible ways my member could be lost far out of my innocent mind. If a girl says she was craving a penis at that age, then fuck it, I'm done.

 

At least my tulpa will understand my humor

;_;

 

Nowadays you don't see too many fathers saying that they'll rip their son's yogurt cannon off.

 

I guess that makes my dad the exception then, he threatened to have me castrated if I became a Muslim. Luckily for me, I think they're a bunch of crazy religious extremists anyway. Or to be more precise, I disagree with many of their teachings and have zero desire to be part of their religion. To say that every Muslim is like that would, of course, be the worst kind of generalization.

"Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson

Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi

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