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Just accept it when it comes, sex with tulpa isn't that bad. It's the most emotional thing you will ever experience.

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I just realized this means Elise is going to start making sexual advances on me eventually.

 

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"Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson

Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi

My progress report

 

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Your "family" is a pretty fucked up one, anyway, Glitch, with Luna having milky white breasts, hating everyone on the IRC channels, exploding in a beam of light and then reappearing, spending 90% of her time in the wonderland, and Elise first being your daughter and now making sexual advances on you.

 

according to this theory, it will still find a way to fuck you

 

WE ARE DOOMED

 

Valid point, a blowjob/hoofjob...

Oh joy. Oh well, I'll refuse to let it. If it does in my sleep then whatever idgaf because then it's more like a wet dream and doesn't consciously affect me. That is IF this theory is real anyway.

...greetings, traveller...

 

...mane six...

 

...seven days...

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Your "family" is a pretty fucked up one, anyway, Glitch, with Luna having milky white breasts, hating everyone on the IRC channels, exploding in a beam of light and then reappearing, spending 90% of her time in the wonderland, and Elise first being your daughter and now making sexual advances on you.

 

Don't forget trolling everyone and being better at videogames than I am.

"Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson

Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi

My progress report

 

Don't resist, you'll feel so much better afterwards

 

Yeah, for like 5 seconds... then we'd both be all "OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE"

"Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson

Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi

My progress report

 

Then you'd live happily ever after.

Is Elise going to get pregnant?

 

Is Glitch going to end up like that one cult leader with a whole bunch of kids all seeded from his own daughters?

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