Freudian Fuckup

[Guest Anonymous]

Im not sure what the Freudian Fuckup is just yet but it sounds hella cool. However I know it is related to tulpa forcing and somehow derping beyond the normal herp. I will use use several of you guys as examples as well as myself. If you have any idea of what the Freudian fuckup is go ahead and post it.

 

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Freudian Fuckup: We're all making tulpas because of unconscious sexual repression in our early childhoods. Because the tulpa is an extension of the subconscious, it is the manifestation of these unattained desires through which we can enact our wildest fantasies. Eventually, you and your tulpa will have sex, whether you know it or not.

Caused by: Mommy or Daddy issues depending on if your a dude or a gal. If you are a dyke its most likely mommy issues then.

Examples: GlitchTheThird for creating his own wife. (then killing her brutally infront of her imaginary daughter). After sexing her up of course. (which is actually just him closing his eyes and furiously masterbating.

[Phi]

It's when you want your tulpa to have one trait but accidentally give it your mother.

[Captain Nemo]

I can't tell if this was a collaborative joke or if you're just awesome, Phi.

[Guest Anonymous]

but accidentally give it your mother.

 

I think it'd be called the Oedipus Fuckup in that case.

[FigN01]

We're all making tulpas because of unconscious sexual repression in our early childhoods. Because the tulpa is an extension of the subconscious, it is the manifestation of these unattained desires through which we can enact our wildest fantasies. Eventually, you and your tulpa will have sex, whether you know it or not.

 

For those who aren't gay and making a same-gendered tulpa as themselves, this likely poses a very awkward problem.

[Pronas]

FigN01 knows his shit, it's exactly whats happening to me.

[Captain Nemo]

We're all making tulpas because of unconscious sexual repression in our early childhoods. Because the tulpa is an extension of the subconscious, it is the manifestation of these unattained desires through which we can enact our wildest fantasies. Eventually, you and your tulpa will have sex, whether you know it or not.

 

For those who aren't gay and making a same-gendered tulpa as themselves, this likely poses a very awkward problem.

 

Naw, that can't be. My tulpa isn't a dolphin, silly!

[Pleeb]

Heads up with the titles when posting in this board, Mitch; it's tweeted to several hundred and possibly thousands of people when a new topic is made.

 

EDIT: Also, get on IRC more often, I keep missing you when you're on.

[Sock]

We're all making tulpas because of unconscious sexual repression in our early childhoods. Because the tulpa is an extension of the subconscious, it is the manifestation of these unattained desires through which we can enact our wildest fantasies. Eventually, you and your tulpa will have sex, whether you know it or not.

 

I have noted your idea, but I refuse to bow down to such base animal instincts! I refuse to allow my sweet imaginary fae girl to be sullied by my perverse thoughts and ideas! No, I shall persist in leaving her out of such things, for the love I feel for my tulpa is pure and good!

 

If I fail I'll post the whole thing in my log with sickening detail.

> Implying I'm going to fail.

[glitchthe3rd]

Examples: GlitchTheThird for creating his own wife. (then killing her, then bringing her back to life). After sexing her up of course. (which is actually just him closing his eyes and furiously masterbating.

 

Hah, good one.

 

But yeah, the part about the sex is true.