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Oh hey, a thread for me.

 

Ya know I once did a theatrical performance about puns

 

But really it was just a play on words *shrugs and winks*

"The number of minds in the universe is one."

 

- Erwin Schrodinger

 

Kovie, they or she. 7yo, mentally 19. active.

Vyx, they or he. 7yo, mentally 17. active.

Axen, they or he. age unknown, mentally 26. occasionally active.

Sanu, any pronouns. 5yo, mentally ageless. mostly inactive.

Leo, he/him. 6yo, mentally 21. inactive.

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Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...?

 

What the fuck were they so excited about?

If you were a sheep, how would you describe this joke?

 

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world.

 

I don't get it...

 

What do you get when you combine a joke and a pun?

[hidden]A pun. Still. A pun is a type of joke.[/hidden]

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What do you get when you combine a rethorical question with a joke?

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Guest Anonymous

How many ears does Jean-Luc Picard have?

 

Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

What do you get when you combine a rethorical question with a joke?

 

Probably something along the lines of "f--- you"

 

Good one though XD

"The number of minds in the universe is one."

 

- Erwin Schrodinger

 

Kovie, they or she. 7yo, mentally 19. active.

Vyx, they or he. 7yo, mentally 17. active.

Axen, they or he. age unknown, mentally 26. occasionally active.

Sanu, any pronouns. 5yo, mentally ageless. mostly inactive.

Leo, he/him. 6yo, mentally 21. inactive.

"Good one, though"? Water you talking about?

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

Don't you know the intergalactic rule of puns? They only work if they're related/contextual somehow. At no point were we talking about water. However sometimes you can get around this by dripping the subject into context, whereafter the pun can wash over with full force for something quite puntastic.

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