Paranoid Llama December 6, 2015 December 6, 2015 Oh, I didn't know that. Now that piece of knowledge occupies some space in my brain. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.
Guest Anonymous December 6, 2015 December 6, 2015 A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
Paranoid Llama December 6, 2015 December 6, 2015 Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob proceeds to cry out in sadness as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she doesn't remember her own grandson. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.
Guest Anonymous December 6, 2015 December 6, 2015 What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Nachtara December 7, 2015 December 7, 2015 What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls on you, you die? A pool table
glitchthe3rd December 7, 2015 December 7, 2015 Luna: Neat, a thread where I can post all my bad jokes. Where's my favorite place to be at a casino? The slut machines. Did you hear about the skeleton who wandered into the desert? He was bone dry. If you crossed me with a dog, I'd be a MOMeranian. Did you hear about the man who killed himself by dropping a toaster in the bathtub? It was shocking. I hear Fallout 4 was panned by a lot of critics. I guess you could say Bethesda really fell out on this one. "Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi My progress report
Guest Anonymous December 8, 2015 December 8, 2015 Why do seagulls live near the sea? If they lived near the bay, they would be bagels.
Paranoid Llama December 9, 2015 December 9, 2015 ^ I read that before XD, here's something similar: Why couldn't the little boy play on the swings? He had no arms. I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.
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