Guest Anonymous December 11, 2015 December 11, 2015 The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Nachtara December 11, 2015 December 11, 2015 Why did Bob get fired from his job at the pizza factory? He did a terrible job.
Guest Anonymous December 11, 2015 December 11, 2015 Nachtara, Silly, I said stupid jokes, not like really, really stupid meaningless non-jokes.
Paranoid Llama December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you so sad? I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.
jean-luc December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 A student went swimming and almost drowned, so now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Nachtara December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 Johnny was a chemist Now Johnny is no more He thought de drank H2O It was H2SO4 (aq)
Guest Anonymous December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one? At a retail store.
AracnidsGrip/Rick December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 Feferi: Why doesn't anybody want to be with the fish? Because they are selFISH.
Nachtara December 15, 2015 December 15, 2015 What's the difference between a bench and Morgan Freeman? Morgan Freeman is not a bench.
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