Edgy Sadists PG 13+

[Kadoh]

I guess I have a fifth tupper now, lel.

 

Yesterday, I was bored and decided to force for the first time in a while. Lucifer was sitting on this big hammock thing he always sits on, with this super hot and kawaii chick. So, naturally, I jumped over there and put on my crazed, hormone fueled teenager act

acually iz not act ^_^

and found out her name is Suzumebachi, just like the hornet. She is Lucifer's gf or something, I dunno. She has red hair and red eyes and is an anime girl whom I want to have deep and passionate sex with. She can talk and junk. I don't really consider her a full tulpa, I guess, but if I say her name she responds and stuff.

 

We got a new girl in da crew, ay.

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oh god I read the first post in my log why jesus why man

[Kadoh]

I found out about tulpas on the 28/7/12. It was amazing. Rarely in my life am I truly awestruck and shocked, but this did it. It was honestly the best thing I ever found. I spent the whole night reading guides and reports. I read all of FAQ_man's guides at least five times, in that one night.

 

the next day my friend comes over...

 

: : The next day, I signed up for the forums, and my friend Liam came over.

: Also

Kodah washes Tellap's mouth out with soap

: Anyway

: He came over and I told him of this amazing phenomena. "Don't ever tell anyone." I said. "I'm gonna name him Shinigami. I'll shorten it to Shin."

: We spent the whole day talking about them.

: "Remember, never tell anyone, and never mention it when anyone is around."

: He said okay, and promised not to mention it to anyone.

: uh oh

: he did didn't h

: The next day, I turned up to school and he said, "Hey Kadoh, how's your tulpa?" In front of everyone.

: "What's a tulpa?" They asked.

: "ohshit"

: "I can't tell you or Kadoh will get shitty at me." He said.

: "loldumbass"

: I told them "It is an old Buddhist thing, where they thought they could create a physical being with their minds."

: The idiots bought it, but I had to silence Liam.

: Later on, I told him that I'd researched it, and Tulpa.info was a trolling website.

: He believed me.

: oh

: that's...sad

: Today at school, AlphaAndOmega said something about how he hears voices, and I smiled at him and said "Tell them I said hey."

: Liam was right next to me, and he says loudly, "Tulpa."

: "LOL"

: "Remember that tulpa thing?" He says.

: "Yeah, shut the fuck up." I said.

+++ ShanCerv has given voice to Glass__

: "What's a tulpa?" Kids near said.

: hi Love~

: lol

: oh god

: "I can't tell you, Kadoh made me promise not to tell anyone." He said.

: 'kodah'

: inb4 shin possessed you and killed everyone

: Hey

: 'did you fcuking req my gf'

: Ssshhh

: 'lol man'

: LOLYES

: 'she comes to me and says'

: YES I DID

: 'who the fuck is this'

: LOL

: 'and I said oh he's just a friend of mine'

: "THIS IS WHY"

: "I'M NOT ADDING YOU, KADOH"

: 'she said you looked asian'

: HAHAHAHAHAHHA

: 'told her he was just fucking with me'

: Hahahaha

: "-is now curious-"

: Her profile was on private

: "-stabs self in knee-"

: Love

: I couldn't see her properly.

: The channel is gone

: I'm the only one here

: Ssshh back to my story

: Change the mode.

: Uh

: I don't know how?

: Liam left to play soccer, and I think "They're gonna google it!"

: looks like its up to you now!

: So I say "Tulpa is some old Buddhist bullshit, they thought they could manifest a being through thought. Tulpa is some Tibetan word. I came across it somehow on Wikipedia, it was stupid."

: The day is saved.

: ~The End~

[Kadoh]

So I've been lazy and not doing much possession work or anything. I've been doing light imposition, I want to be able to impose hallucinations at will. Life will be like this.

 

Shin has been awesome lately, we have casual chats and it always trails off into randomness and is mostly visuals. We usually know what the other means without having to communicate a whole sentence.

 

~My last forcing session~

I sat with good ol' Lucifer on the bus and asked about Suzuzuzuzu and he said she was on the beach with Hash. We 'port into the mindscape and have a lil peek at the babes in the bikinis. Hash is really pale man. Lucifer and I hid in bushes and spied on them with binoculars :3 They went underwater into a temple and there was a huge octopus in there, which promptly smashed through the ceiling and left. Hash said something like "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

She looked out through the door and saw us watching them and both the girls peeked through the door and spotted us, and Hash bicycle kicked us under the chin and sent us crashing into the main house. It looked like we interrupted Tesla and Shin having a tea party (wut) and we told them what we were doing and about the babes, so against our warnings Tesla and Sheen went out there and under the water. I saw a smoke trail shoot up though the window and Shin crashed through the roof, then Tesla. I fixed it. Yaaaaaay.

 

Also I have hallucinated aurally a few times lately. w00t w00t.

 

Also why is everyone fighting here, my haven of happiness on the internet has turned into a place full of boring and hate. I remember being addicted to this site, it was my life for a few months. I loved everything about this place. The people, the premise, and the environment. Now whenever I look at this place, I see five minute tulpas and tulpas being treated like everyday things. There is nothing new, nothing exciting, nothing interesting. I am sad whenever I come here.

[Guest Anonymous]

We are fighting because of issues with idiots asking questions in Q&A, the mods not doing shit and our own personal lives. No new guides have appeared because there is little more to learn.

[Asquerade]

All of my what.

[Asquerade]

My tulpa, Alice, wants to fight your tulpa, Shin. Do you know how to combat-rp?

[Kadoh]

Jimmy: Yes, nothing new to learn is what I hate the most. Tulpas. Such a strange phenomenon, yet so simple.

 

Asquerade: oh jeez the first pages are what-tastic.

[Viceroy]

Did Jimmy just say there is nothing more to learn about tulpas?

[412]

I thought we had all concluded we don't have the equipment needed to test/confirm our "theories" and therefore could not continue research.

 

 

(then again , there never was any serious research going on was there?)

[Kiahdaj]

Did Jimmy just say there is nothing more to learn about tulpas?

 

That's Jimmy for you.