The 'Change My Mind' Game

[Guest]

Reading books in itself does nothing. You need reading comprehension, deduction, and retention.

 

The sky is blue.

[Ranger]

Only because we think it's blue. Yes, everyone on this thread go back to imposition training.

 

Newspapers should be rejected from society.

[Matsuri]

No, they're perfect fuel for fire when it's cold!

 

24 is the highest number! 

[Guest]

Unless you believe in 42. Also, how do you explain the alphabet? 26 letters. There are signs like this everywhere. (Like route 80) wtf is that then?

 

Gelato beats icecream.

[Breloomancer]

Gelato is just Italian ice cream, and ice cream is not better than ice cream, so therefore gelato is no better

 

This statement is false

[Guest]

That's true.

 

Frogs can not feel real love.

[Guest]

Lucilyn can feel love!

 

Hats are the ones who can't.

[Matsuri]

What about the frog hats? Do you mean that they don't feel love? Phhpf of course they feel love! They're frog. Hats. Frog-hats! 

 

Magic doesn't exist. 

[Guest]

Given Love is magic

Given Frogs can feel love

Given Frogs exist

Then love exists

Therefore magic exists.

 

Bonus:

Frogs can feel magic

Felt magic is magic

Frogs are magic

Frogs are love.

Miri says Lucilyn is a frog.

Therefore Lucilyn is love.

Lucilyn is magic

Then lucilyn exists.

 

You take away magic, Lucilyn doesn't exist. No one would do that to Lumi.

 

Dinosaurs still live.

[Matsuri]

No, pay attention in class. THEY GOT HIT BY A FLYING SAUCER!