The 'Change My Mind' Game

[Redacted System]

No one has been to the mantle or beyond. Therefore our theories are unproven. The mantle is Jello, not molten rock.

 

A dog is a dog if it is actually a dog.

[Guest]

The dog's dog dogged the dogged dog, in other words dog's dog dogs dogs that are also dogged. However dog's dog can't dog the dogged dog, because he's already dogged, so if the dog dogged the dogged dog, then a dog cannot be a dog dogging a dogged dog if it is actually a dog. Savvy?

 

Live recidivist acid death metal bands will not replace organ music in progressive Methodist churches.

[Ranger]

Organ music is dying out. "Gothic" got it's definition replaced by heavy metal. See the trend?

 

If I took the dictionary containing every word and phrase in the English language sectioned A-Z, I could save an infinite amount of paper just by removing the first "a" in every sentence and publishing that instead.

[Guest]

Oh dear Ranger, infinite paper is not possible in Lumi's definition of the universe, since his system doesn't believe in the multiverse that is. So, sorry, but i can't believe both you and them at the same time. You see my dilemma? In that case, i can't stand by either one. Either limit your definition or expand his then we'll talk.

 

 

[bear] No we don't have 5 tulpas. Dashie statement is intentionally false so that someone will bolster our arguements. Don't respond to this spoiler.

 

 

We have 5 tulpas now.

[GrayTheCat]

I feel like this went to a weird place... Maybe not in this forum game guys.

 

The floor isn't invisible lava.

[Venomous]

The floor IS invisible lava, but invisible lava is only called lava for the effect it has on certain people, as it isn't hot nor damaging, just an entity that prompts certain to do certain silly activities. Kids especially are most capable of feeling an invisible lava field and sense its effects, but some adults do too, which is why so many people try to step only on the white stripes of a crosswalk or try not to step on the crevices in the pavement or in the tiles of the floor. It's all the invisible lava guys and the buff it applies to certain, susceptible people!

 

We're all just tulpas in someone's giant wonderland universe.

[Azure Someone]

Does anyone wanna test? :P What makes any of you think the floor isn't lava?

 

You have just read this post.

 

Edit: I was writing this and Venny and Viper must have posted while I was still typing. In response to that, you said Someone's giant wonderland universe. Sure, that is what we made for ours, but none of us gave any of you permission to be our tulpas.

[solarchariot]

You say that I have read this post, but since I am dreaming and can't be certain of anything, I have no rational reason to believe what I read was what actually what I read but just something you told me that I have read, and since you're a dream character, you have no more validity than my dream.

 

Last Thursdayism is actually a thing that started last Thursday, because that's all we have to be thankful for.

[Guest]

Wait wait, I broke this game?

 

[bear] Drop it. I have to start sensoring her again...

 

Fine, sorry Cat.  

 

Now, it can't be that last Thursdayism is a thing because next Sunday A.D. is when some hillarity from the past will occur. Thus it's most probably just a hiccup in the time space continuum due to irresponsible traveling.  Also, if anyone finds a box about the size of a shoe with a bunch of crazy symbols and controls on it, DON'T TOUCH IT! Just dm me the time stamped gps location.

 

I left something in the past that shouldn't be there, my bad.

[solarchariot]

You say you left 'something' in the past, but if it's in the past, how can you recall 'something' in the present? As the Queen told Alice, what a poor memory if you can't recall the future...

 

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow are all songs, but you can't listen to them all at once Unless you're data, becaue you'll speak incoherently...