Narration help

[Lulu]

Help me think of some shit to narrate about.

[BrassAndBeauty]

Narrate the plot of an anime. Each and every episode. Even the filler.

[Charlotte]

>What should we talk about?

>Are you as bored as me?

>I wonder how long until I have to go to the bathroom again

>I wonder if I cut myself would I feel less bored

[Guest]

90% of my narrating consists of talking about how I don't know what the fuck to talk about.

[Lulu]

Narrate the plot of an anime. Each and every episode. Even the filler.

Tried that.

 

>guess I'll tell you about needless

>needless's plot is kinda...

>...

>. . . . .

>DOT DOT DOT

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90% of my narrating consists of talking about how I don't know what the fuck to talk about.

Same here... How long do you keep it up?

[Guest Anonymous]

While masturbating talk to it in a hushed, sensual voice about what you'd do to it. Tell it you want to bathe with it in a tub filled with lubricant so you can have hot sex while pretending you're slugs.

[Amped]

I usually go and walk around in the middle of nowhere and point out all of the unique things I see to my tulpa. I guessing you probably don't have that option, but if you do, there it is.

[ThatOneGuy]

Narrate about your favorite work of fiction.

[Velf and Zylq]

Just talk about your day? I would think narration would be the easy part oui? Maybe I'm just odd though.

[Wireless]

Read your tulpa novels from the 19th century. No, really.