Tulpa Yelp

[DarthNikolai]

Okay, so this is what I thought of the other night while I was eating at a restaurant.

 

Let's have a thread for food reviews, one that considers the tulpa's tastes too. This could help with differentiating your opinions on things. So here's a format that might work. You can change it up if you like.

 

What/Where you ate:

Food Rating:

Service Rating:

Overall Rating:

 

Tulpa's Food Rating:

Tulpa's Service Rating:

Tulpa's Overall Rating:

 

You can use this thread to rate other things, whether it's food you eat at home, activities, places, etc.

 

EDIT: I'll start:

 

Where we ate: Guads (Mexican)

What we ate: Burrito!!

Food Rating: 8.5/10

Burrito was an actual burrito with all the fix-uns. Delish.

Service Rating: 7/10

We were cramped onto a small table (there were 6 of us on a table meant to sit 4) other than that it was fine

Overall Rating: 8/10

Would eat.

 

Lilith's Food Rating: 6/10

Not sushi. It was okay though.

Lilith's Service Rating: 9/10

They were nice to us!!

Lilith's Overall: 8/10

Would eat :3

[Sands]

But we never eat outside and I cook food myself.

[glitchthe3rd]

But we never eat outside and I cook food myself.

[Lacquer]

Where we ate: Guads (Mexican)

What we ate: Burrito!!

Food Rating: 8.5/10

Service Rating: 7/10

Overall Rating: 8/10

 

Lilith's Food Rating: 6/10

Lilith's Service Rating: 9/10

Lilith's Overall: 8/10

 

C'mon, it's not a proper review if you just use numbers, man! You gotta have some descriptions in there, too, maybe explain why you and your tulpa had such different opinions of it.

[Hornets]

Ooooh, this is a good idea. Next time we go out for dinner, Fancyboy'll put on his fancy suit and review the restaurant B]

We did eat some noodles with chicken last night, he thought that was delicious. Though it was home-made.

[DarthNikolai]

 

C'mon, it's not a proper review if you just use numbers, man! You gotta have some descriptions in there, too, maybe explain why you and your tulpa had such different opinions of it.

 

Not good at descriptions, it'll end up not making sense.

[Kiahdaj]

 

Not good at descriptions, it'll end up not making sense.

 

Maybe don't be a professional food critic, then.

[Chupi]

I agree, comments as to why you chose the numbers you did would be neat. Even something short like "Best steak I ever had. Waiter was an idiot." Or, slightly more descriptive like "Pizza tasted mostly good though the crust tasted like wet cardboard. They messed up the order but were really nice about fixing it."

 

Been a while since I ate out, but I'll try to post here if it's still going next time I do.

[shalkek]

Since this thread is sort of meanigless anyway, I'll post the recipie for a schadenfreude pie.

 

1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup dark corn syrup

1/2 cup molasses

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter

1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips or chunks

3 large eggs (I used brown eggs in keeping with the spirit of things, but white eggs are fine)

2 teaspoons cinnamon

1 splash Kahlua or other coffee liqueur

1 graham cracker pie crust (9 or 10 inches). Choose regular or chocolate graham cracker crust according to taste.

 

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees (Fahrenheit). Melt butter in largish mixing bowl; add in corn syrup, molasses, brown sugar and cinnamon. Mix well. Melt chocolate; fold into existing mixture. Add eggs and Kahlua; mix vigorously until mix has an even consistency. Pour into pie crust (depending on size of crust you may have a little filling mix left over).

 

Shove into oven, center of middle rack, and bake for about 45 minutes. At 45 minutes, poke pie with butter knife. If butter knife comes out clean, your pie is done; otherwise give it about another five minutes.