[Game] Break-a-wish

[PsychoticDoc]

Your wish comes true.(but everybody hates you now)

 

I wish that i had some more ramen

[Zer0.iNSaNiTY]

You got some. But only one more noodle. And it's uncooked.

 

I wish pi would end.

[Chen]

Pi ends. But because of this circles glitch out of reality. Nice job breaking it.

 

I wish

[PsychoticDoc]

your wish

 

I wish for a bowl of the best cereal

[Sands]

Sure. But you didn't say who decides that, so you get a bowl of rye. Delicious, isn't it?

 

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[Guest Anonymous]

Wish granted, but you also get to inexplicably attract people while invisible, causing you to be constantly bumped by people passing by and sometimes driven over by a car.

 

I wish I could manipulate people's thoughts.

[Nesq300]

Wish granted, but they can also manipulate yours, with ease.

 

I wish I could see people's tulpae, including mine.

[Kaz with a K]

Granted, but your Tulpa becomes horribly disfigured

 

I wish that everyone would sing the song that never ends

[Flexionsensor]

I don't even have to say what goes wrong with this.

 

I wish to be a hamburger.

[Sands]

You are a hamburger, but perfectly capable of thinking and feeling. You are eaten.

 

I wish I had a slave.