glitchthe3rd March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 http://glitchthe3rd.tumblr.com/post/141192433119/chupitulpa-fordaplot-the-tulpa-community I don't care if Chupi thinks this is satire, it still rustled my jimmies a bit. "Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi My progress report
Drakaina March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 Which part? I read the ford post and during the first half was smiling, as I've said some similar things about the therian community. Raising awareness, ect. Which is a cause I support. Then it got weird. Banking all of its theories on a metaphysical principal, and one that didn't seem fully thought out at that. There are logical holes in the "infect the world with servitors via astral projection" idea. I'm not sure the original article was satire. It reads more like a half thought out attempt at activism to me. As for Chupi's reply, I rather liked it. Breaking down what was vs how things are now and supposing why it might be. "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Arthur Conan Doyle
Hierophant March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 As a metaphysical servitor, I can confirm this theory to be 100% true, no exceptions. I'm glad someone finally had the courage to stand up for our rights and expose the conspiracy. We servitors don't deserve to be used as tools in the machinations of the Big Ten.
Joss March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 If it's supposed to be satire, it isn't a very good one. What's it even supposed to be satirizing? Critics of tulpamancers? Conspiracy theorists? Sensationalism in general? It's like it starts going one way and then tries to fly off in a completely different direction. Thing I find most insulting about it is that it isn't funny. But good job on that army of servitors. Must be exhausting to keep pushing all those out. ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~
Sock March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 Clearly, it is an undeniable fact that a secret group of elite class metaphysical mind wizards tulpamancers is invading countless hosts with a servitor army 1. The Big 10 want to do whatever it takes to maintain their power and reign over the community. The army’s purpose is to use force to achieve this if such an action becomes necessary or a threat to their rule arises. The only thing that could make this an even more obvious joke is if they knew Tae Kwon Ninjitsu, were all secretly Terry Crews, and also sung like Chuck Brown. I think you cats are taking this way too seriously. Though I do agree it's a bit weak as a satire. Not sure how I would go about strengthening it at the moment, though. Sock Cottonwell's Sketchbook, Journal, and Ask thread. Peace
J.Iscariot March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 Isn't fordaplot an 'elite class tulpamancer'? Much respect to this much educational post! On a more serious note, Falunel and the gang is the reason for which I left the reddit community. Shitpost or not this was hurtful on the eyes and completely unneeded. I always wondered why and how fordaplot was an 'elite class tulpamancer', isn't this a bit arrogant for anyone to call themselves superior on a consensus the community cannot agree with? A wise man once said: 'Before judging a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got new shoes.' Graced are those who could avoid this phenomenon. This is perhaps the worst expression of evil in humanity's history, but who am I to judge?
Joss March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 I always wondered why and how fordaplot was an 'elite class tulpamancer', isn't this a bit arrogant for anyone to call themselves superior on a consensus the community cannot agree with? Clearly, there is a secret society of psychic tulpamancers who distribute special badges to those they consider elite in the ways of the Tulpamancy. All the better to fight the mechanizations of the Big 10 and their mind-slaves. ~ Member of SparrowNR's System ~
J.Iscariot March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 Huh. Go figure! A wise man once said: 'Before judging a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got new shoes.' Graced are those who could avoid this phenomenon. This is perhaps the worst expression of evil in humanity's history, but who am I to judge?
Vos March 17, 2016 March 17, 2016 It definitely does seem to be satire, especially after reading the tags in the original post. If he's planning on making this a thing, it could use a bit of work, but I'm looking forward to the next episode. Also, props to Chupi for his reply.
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