Break dem rules ("That was the best way to enter hell!" -Miichu))

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

5) The word “after” now means “before” and the word “under” now means “preceding in numerical order” (as in: post 37 is under post 38, which is under post 500). I learned this at a place with a lot of animals. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow

[Guest]

## oops, nevermind. This one is a little intense

[jean-luc]

The word “after” now means …

(emphasis added)

 

Says nothing about what it meant before. So… oh noes you broke dem rules!!!

 

1) Your rule must apply to itself, it can't use "after this" or "before this" or similar to weasel out of that requirement.

[Guest]

2) the rule must be simple.

[Jamie]

3) the rule must end with an exclaimation point!

[Felicity Ravenlocke]

4) ?And start with a question mark!

[Guest]

5) ?you must praise my beautiful hair, because it's so lovely!

[Tanaka Kanade]

6) Misha's hair is so soft and silky. ?No swiping!

[Guest]

7) ?I love the bounce of my curls. No negativity!

[jean-luc]

6) Misha's hair is so soft and silky. ?No swiping!

 

7) ?I love the bounce of my curls. No negativity!

 

## Now hang on, both of these can't be following the "you must start with a question mark" rule. One of them must be breaking it.