glitchthe3rd's Tulpaforcing Misadventures

[glitchthe3rd]

Parallel Processing Test

 

Me: Elise, what is air?

 

Elise: Umm, oxygen?

 

Me: And what else?

 

Elise: And nitrogen.

 

Me: And what else?

 

Elise: And other stuff.

 

Me: Okay, what’s another definition of air?

 

Elise: Umm, it’s windy, and, it blows around, and, um, it’s air and stuff.

 

Me: x_X

 

Well, at least she’s making progress.

[glitchthe3rd]

"It's still a week in advance, but I feel there's no sense concealing your purpose from you any longer. Your purpose in this life is to lead science-- no, all of humanity-- into a new age of spirituality and enlightenment. You will be the catalyst for the paradigm shift that will occur in our lifetimes, and though the path will be full of hardship, you must be prepared to suffer and even die for what you believe in." -Saria

[Pronas]

soy uou will become the god of the new world, amazing

[jean-luc]

0.o

Please, pm me when you lead humanity into a new age!

[SilverRevlis]

Well, Glitch is the messiah everybody. I'll start printing the t-shirts. Let us know when you start selecting your apostles.

[Thisisausername]

"It's still a week in advance, but I feel there's no sense concealing your purpose from you any longer. Your purpose in this life is to lead science-- no, all of humanity-- into a new age of spirituality and enlightenment. You will be the catalyst for the paradigm shift that will occur in our lifetimes, and though the path will be full of hardship, you must be prepared to suffer and even die for what you believe in." -Saria

You heard her, go and become pre-2000s George Lucas.

Or alternatively seek medical attention.

[biblioman]

A bit late to the party... what in the world does a week in advance mean?

 

My theory is that either it'll be the apocalypse (I PREEMPTIVELY BLAME YOU) or it'll happen right after the apocalypse, 12/22. Or maybe it'll be an early Christmas present to the community? :P

 

And glitch, don't die on us please, because that would not be fun. But do let us know when you become famous.

[glitchthe3rd]

12/21 isn't the end of the world, if it were then scientists would have caught wind of the meteorite/magnetic disturbance/whatever that would be our undoing months ago. Rather, it is the beginning of a new age.

[biblioman]

...I know. Damn the internet is bad at relaying sarcasm. :P I stopped caring about apocalypse theories since I heard there were apocalypse theories. But honestly, do any of you, Luna, Saria, and Elise know exactly what age is beginning? I'm curious what exactly your plan is - either be the Messiah of a new age or go even more insane. (Disclaimer: I mean no offense to anyone.)

[Thisisausername]

12/21 isn't the end of the world, if it were then scientists would have caught wind of the meteorite/magnetic disturbance/whatever that would be our undoing months ago. Rather, it is the beginning of a new age.

Look at that even the guy that's dreamed up an entire continent, waged wars on it and has created lifeforms in his minds thinks we won't die on the 21st. If that's not the ultimate proof that the whole concept of Earth exploding/imploding/turning into a giant ball of fire is ridiculous I don't know what is.