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Ĉi tio ne estas morta lingvo. Forfiku.

...Kiel ĉi tio eĉ okazis?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tulpamancer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my host's wonderland, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on his sub-c, and I have over 300 confirmed possessions. I am trained in tupper sex and I’m the top thoughtform in the entire brain. You are nothing to me but just another tulpaforcer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this mindscape, mark my fucking mind-voice words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the shoutbox? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tulpas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pass through you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my imposed hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tulpa magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the wonderland and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn psychonaut. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, host.

 

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Use Fede's methods and tones.

Name: Twi (she wants a new name, we are thinking of one)

Form: Twilight Sparkle

On: Talking/communication

 

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A pony, an anime girl and a video game character walk into a bar, and ask the bartender how much for a drink.

"We don't serve your kind", he said, and when asked why, responded "You tulpae can't hold your booze."

"Science isn't about why, science is about why not?" -Cave Johnson

Tulpae: Luna, Elise, Naomi

My progress report

 

A pony, an anime girl and a video game character walk into a bar, and ask the bartender how much for a drink.

"We don't serve your kind", he said, and when asked why, responded "You tulpae can't hold your booze."

I feel terrible for laughing at this.

 

 

 

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De bedste og smukkeste ting i verden kan hverken ses eller røres, de må opleves med hjertet.

I laughed really loudly in front of my entire family. It's perfect.

This is also relevant.

 

 

>i wish ponies were real

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The above post does not contain facts.

q2's the host, QB's the tulpa.

 

God, there's a lot of crappy humor in here.

I want more

 

 

Q2, you should change your avatar to this:

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Name: Philip

Age: (7 June, 2012)

Form: Male teenage human, light brown hair, green eyes, jeans & hoodie

 

Name: Amalia

Age: (15 Dec, 2012)

Form: Female teenage fairy, black hair, blue eyes, white dress

"hey you guys! My tulpa just changed into a dragon last night in the wonderland! look i drew her, isn't she cute! i preferred the pony form, so i think i'll turn her back into that then fuck her!"

 

Mildly related. Made me fall of my chair, my sides were not prepared.

Then i realized this properly happened at some point of time:

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De bedste og smukkeste ting i verden kan hverken ses eller røres, de må opleves med hjertet.

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