Tulpa.info Humour

[bersinger]

 

How much $$$ to smoke what you smoke?

wow glorious virtue doesn't cost money kinda rude :/

reported for racism :/

and discrimination :/

ummmmmmmmm k kinda intolerant in the year 2013 no??

don't be a creep -.-

(i use speed :3)

[glitchthe3rd]

[Linkzelda]

"Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck" is the response we should be looking for then?

[glitchthe3rd]

"Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck" is the response we should be looking for then?

 

That depends, what on earth do you mean by that?

[Guest]

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[Linkzelda]

I think that's LZ's onomatopoeia for sex noises.

That or LZ fucks chickens.

Or both.

 

Gluck gluck gluck gluck should not be mistaken with cluck cluck cluck cluck.

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[glitchthe3rd]

Cute.

[bersinger]

I am Norovyn Altankhuyag.

[JD1215]

11:22	GeneralError	I have a bit of a dilemma. My tulpas want me to go play games and muck around with them, but I just can't get into it.
11:22	LDiabolo	omg this is on-topic -> to .info with that crap
11:23	GeneralError	I construed off-topic to mean we could talk about whatever we wish. My apologies.
11:23	LDiabolo	I wasn't being really serious
11:23	GeneralError	Neither was I.
11:23	GeneralError	Sarcasm, man.
11:24	JD1215	GeneralError: Here's what you gotta do
11:24	JD1215	You need a solution of 5 parts blood and one part vinegar.
11:24	JD1215	Ideally this should fill a small bucket.
11:25	JD1215	Then you need black chalk and draw a triangle transcribed in a circle about 6 feet wide
11:25	JD1215	sit in the middle of the circle with your tulpas at each point of the triangle
11:26	Norkkom	Make sure the blood is fresh.
11:26	JD1215	then poor the blood vinegar solution on yourself while saying "I ACCEPT TULPAS AS EARTH'S ALMIGHTY SAVIORS"
11:26	LDiabolo	pour*
11:26	JD1215	You will then be ready for the Great Possession.
11:27	JD1215	Also the blood cannot be horse blood
11:27	GeneralError	But I was serious about wanting to join them in their fun.
11:27	JD1215	because horses are too big and Satan is really tired of all the horses
11:27	LDiabolo	>the blood cannot be horse blood
11:27	LDiabolo	ponies are okay though
11:27	JD1215	This is fun though.
11:27	GeneralError	Not instructions for a satanic ritual.
11:27	JD1215	We're having fun.
11:27	JD1215	It's not satanic. This is the only way to prove that tulpas are real.
11:27		LDiabolo can confirm
11:27	LDiabolo	what
11:28	Norkkom	It just /happens/ to involve Satan
11:28	LDiabolo	not satanic? o.o
11:28	LDiabolo	this is not a satanic cult?
11:28	LDiabolo	what the fuck, I need to chance my name
11:28	Norkkom	Nope, he just helps out
11:28	JD1215	Satan is just part of the sidelines.
11:28	JD1215	Satan worships tulpas.
11:28		*** LDiabolo is now known as LTulper
11:28	JD1215	He's part of the covenant just like the rest of us.
11:28	JD1215	Our true leaders are the tulpas.
11:28	Norkkom	It's true.
11:29	JD1215	By accepting tulpas you receive their blessing for the Great Possession
11:29	JD1215	the turning point of mankind
11:29		GeneralError irritated sigh
11:30	JD1215	where all who do not accept tulpas will be removed from this universe forever
11:30	JD1215	and all that will be left is tulpas
11:30	JD1215	The whole world is tulpas.
11:30	Norkkom	the earth is a tulpa
11:31	Norkkom	we are tulpas of the tulpa hence "Mother" Nature
11:31	Norkkom	cum at me fagets
11:31	SkyeWint	What.
11:31	Norkkom	fite me
11:31	LTulper	even Skye is a tulper
11:31	JD1215	And for $59.99 a month you can join the ranks of the Arch-Hosts, those who transcend the average tulpamancer.
11:31	JD1215	We will be accepted in the afterlife to become tulpas.
11:31	Norkkom	Don't delay, buy today!
11:32	SkyeWint	>We will be accepted in the afterlife to become tulpas.
11:32	SkyeWint	So that's where tulpas come from
11:32		*** LTulper is now known as LD14b0l0
11:32		*** LD14b0l0 is now known as LDiabolo
11:32	Norkkom	If this were worded more professionally and we had good spokespeople we could become a legit cult
11:32	SkyeWint	god no
11:32	SkyeWint	brb
11:32	JD1215	God no
11:32	JD1215	Tulpas yes.
11:32	Norkkom	hahaha
11:32	LDiabolo	nailed it
11:32	Norkkom	yes