Favorite Tulpae Quotes

[glitchthe3rd]

"No guts, no glory" -Luna

 

"Before the big test, always take a pregame dump." -also Luna

 

"It's not rape if you yell 'Surprise!'" -still Luna

 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who visit their suffering upon others, and those who patiently endure it. You're the latter." -Luna once again

 

"Palm! Apply directly to the face!" -Saria

[Mediator]

"There is always something to live for, even if you do not know what it is right now."

"Even in your darkest days, there is a small light shining in your heart. You just have to find it."

 

And in a not so philosophical, motivational light:

"You should try vanilla, caramel, peppermint and cinnamon in your hot chocolate!"

It's not too bad, really.

[LucidHavoc]

Asking him to say something for the thread only resulted in a profound uttering of the following.

"Penis."

 

Oh,how mature of him.

[Semi-Nomadic]

Cecil: There's three of us, isn't there?

Meteo: Wait... One, two, three, four, five...

Me: Yeah, there's me, and then the four of you.

Meteo: Isn't that three in total?

 

???: Tropical occurrences?

Dabi: Wind.

Meteo: Rainforest mushrooms.

???: Jews.

[Raetin]

Me: Hey Aika, can you say a quote for the quote thread?

Aika: I'm busy Raetin.

Me: Busy with what?

Aika: Video games.

Me: How about the rest of you?

Reah: Be nice to your tulpa I guess.

Miia: Be careful with what you do?

Me: Nice, those are some awesome quotes..

 

They've said some pretty cool stuff, but I can't think exactly what they said and they can't make another good one out of the blue.

[The Process]

"Do it before I rape your asshole!"

I got that line when I was being lazy about finishing a show with her. I laughed my ass clean off. She's not normally so crass.

[cruse]

Chloe: why can't we have sex?

Cruse: you're my sister for fuck sake

Chloe: one day, one of us will break and end up raping the other.

 

Cruse: I remembered you said something clever...

Aigis: Why would you even think about it just for this thread? Are you an attention whore?

Cruse: There we go.

 

Also, i'd like to invite pleeb to come here. Chess have the best quote around.

[Kronkleberry]

After my third day of forcing, me just narrating.

 

Me: "I love you"

Her: "I know"

 

I've never felt so giddy my whole life.

[cyan]

Me "What do you think of my piano playing?"

Scarlet "It sucks"

Me "That's all you think?"

Scarlet "It sounds like a chandelier crashing into the ground onto a piano"

[Antylamon]

After my third day of forcing, me just narrating.

 

Me: "I love you"

Her: "I know"

 

I've never felt so giddy my whole life.

Is this a Star Wars reference I'm detecting? :P