tulpa001 September 23, 2016 September 23, 2016 Q: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends. What do you want to change it into? Q: How many logicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: There must exist at least one logician to satisfy that claim. Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: There are multiple theories. We'll get back to you on that. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide.
glint4 September 23, 2016 September 23, 2016 How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? They'll just post on tumblr on how patriarchy treat women like sex object and that the phallic shape of lightbulb represents rape culture in our society.
Solune September 23, 2016 September 23, 2016 ...patriarchy... "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan Host: SubCon | Tulpas: Sol, Luna, Alice, Little One, Beast and Solune (me) | Servitors: Odonata, Guardian
jean-luc September 23, 2016 September 23, 2016 What did the psycologist say when they were told their friend was doing tulpas? “D.I.D. they really?” Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
tulpa001 September 26, 2016 September 26, 2016 He says, "Oh, not this joke again!" The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" So a time traveller walks into a bar... Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide.
Guest Anonymous September 26, 2016 September 26, 2016 A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just shit my pants." Don't mess with me I am in a mood!
TMatherne September 27, 2016 September 27, 2016 Skeleton looks at the bartender says, "I wanna beer and a mop."
tulpa001 September 27, 2016 September 27, 2016 A lawyer walks into the bar. She is now allowed to practise law. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide.
Guest Anonymous September 27, 2016 September 27, 2016 There's this blonde girl driving a convertible sports car a little too fast down the highway when she gets pulled over by a police car. Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop. The cop walks up to the blonde in the sports car and says "Hi. I noticed you were going a little fast back there. Can I see your driver's license?" The blonde grabs her purse and rummages around for a minute and then looks at the cop and says "um, what does it look like?" The cop says "It's a little square thing and it has your picture on it." The blonde looks back in her purse and spots a little square compact mirror. She pulls it out and looks at it. Sure enough, right there in the middle is her face. She hands it to the police officer. The cop takes a look at it and immediately hands it back. "Oh, you're free to go. I didn't know you were a cop."
tulpa001 September 28, 2016 September 28, 2016 That was a groaner... My tulpa is my better half. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide.
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