Guest Anonymous September 11, 2016 September 11, 2016 Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Kiahdaj September 11, 2016 September 11, 2016 A book just fell on my head. I guess I have only my shelf to blame. "If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."
Guest Anonymous September 12, 2016 September 12, 2016 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!
Guest Anonymous September 13, 2016 September 13, 2016 This guy walks into the doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. He says to the doctor, “Help me Doc, what’s the matter with me?” The doctor replies, “That’s easy. You’re not eating properly.”
Brassow September 13, 2016 September 13, 2016 Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza joint? Little Seizures EDIT: Idk why, but I made this too. "Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033
jean-luc September 14, 2016 September 14, 2016 huh? Did hillary have a seizure or something? Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ I don't visit as often as I used to. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Guest Anonymous September 14, 2016 September 14, 2016 Try this on an elevator sometime: Press extra floor buttons after someone gets in. Say that you’re waiting for a friend. When the doors open and no one gets in say, “Hi, Dave. Thanks for coming!”
Vos September 14, 2016 September 14, 2016 Little Seizures +1 for being the only post in this thread that has made me laugh.
Guest Anonymous September 14, 2016 September 14, 2016 Vos, there are no points here for laughing and I can't help it if you don't have a Melian level sense of humorness.
tulpa001 September 14, 2016 September 14, 2016 I once bashed my funnybone. It wasn't funny. @vos: I think you were looking for the smart jokes thread. Host comments in italics. Tulpa's log. Tulpa's guide.
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