Stupid Jokes Thread

[Guest Anonymous]

In the forest, a little turtle and a little snail began climbing a tree. It took them forever, but when they reached the highest limb, they were so happy. The turtle waved his arms and fell to the ground. The snail waved his antennae and fell to the ground. After they came to, they began climbing the tree again. After quite some time, they reached the top. The turtle and the snail began waving, and again, fell to the ground. After several attempts (and BIG headaches), the 2 birds who had been watching them the whole time, shook their heads sadly. The female bird said to the male bird, "Do you think we should tell them they're adopted"?

[Brassow]

"Would you like to join Warsaw pact?"

"No thank you."

"Welcome aboard!"

[Guest Anonymous]

Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

 

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

 

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

 

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

 

Cucumber: Uhhh yeah that would be a good idea.

[tulpa001]

Posting a joke...

 

Eventually, I'll get a

[jean-luc]

Are stupid jokes from other threads allowed?

 

1486 is an even number

 

1488 is an even number with repeating digits.

 

1489 Do you have a fetish for even numbers?

 

1492 it should be a rule that all primes must be mentioned.

 

And no, no fetish for even numbers. That'd be.... odd.

[jean-luc]

I saw a man contructing a slab of wood on a hinge with a handle which he called a "door". I asked him why he was making it, he said he really wanted to make an entrance.

[jean-luc]

I find mixing of swear words can be mildly amusing sometimes:

 

“You fucking bastard! You're gonna go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks!”

[tulpa001]

I'm going to try to tell a french joke.

 

Why was it hard to understand the french undertaker? He had a grave accent.

[War]

Q: What did the tulpa say to the host?

 

A:

"I can't think of anything. You come up with a joke"

 

[jean-luc]

You know those hacker movies where they're typing on two keyboards at once to like, hack better or something?

 

Such blatant stereotyping.