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A kidnapper walks out of a bar. He puts the bartender in his trunk and drives away. One of his clients asks him, "Why a grown up this time?"

 

The kidnapper calmly answers, "This one keeps making puns."

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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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What is the Mexican weather report?

 

Chili today and hot tamale.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day." —Frank Sinatra

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How does a train eat?

 

It goes chew, chew!

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I am not arguing with you.

 

I am explaining why I am right. (sheesh)

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