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What do clouds wear under their pants?

 

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Sex is not the answer.

 

Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

(definitely something I would say)

I need to write that down somewhere. Have a feeling it might come in handy one day.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

 

(my hostie is the world's worst skilled at making a fire)

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