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Guest Anonymous

jean-luc that is .... oh never mind *sigh*

 

What is the stupidest animal in a tropical jungle?

 

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a polar bear[/hidden]

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Guest Anonymous

I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

 

I don't know Y.

Guest Anonymous

There is good news to think about if you are ever feeling a little stupid. Just remember that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite having no brains.

Guest Anonymous

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A Brazilian

Guest Anonymous

What's the difference between Batman and a robber?

 

Batman can go into a store without Robin.

The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?"

 

So a man walks into a time traveler bar...

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

Guest Anonymous

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

 

About halfway.

 

Side note, how offensive can we get with these? If I cover them up in hidden boxes with a warning, can I post some less PC jokes?

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

Guest Anonymous

I think the only limit is whether it is breaking the rules of the forum. It's not the author of the thread you have to worry about but the moderators and admin of Tulpa Info.

 

Funny Titanic joke.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

 

About halfway.

 

I'd say about 3/4ths of the way.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic#/media/File%3ATitanic_voyage_map.png

 

What do you call a pedantic bastard who just wasted a bunch of his time trying to figure out how far the titanic went before crashing?

 

Jean-luc.

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