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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

 

Because it was STRAPPED TO THE BACK OF THE CHICKEN!!!!! HA!! HA! HA!!!

 

..Don't look at me like that. This is the joke that destroyed Mono-Blaine.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

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Guest Anonymous

The Dark Tower, huh?

Be honest. Did you google that joke?

 

If you didn't, then.. *grins* Yes, sai.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

Guest Anonymous

No. I didn't google the joke.

 

 

 

I googled Mono-Blaine.

Guest Anonymous

What's wrong with googling a joke? It is the Stupid Jokes thread, not the "must be your original joke not stolen or borrowed or googled" jokes thread.

 

Just so you know, most of my contributions to this thread were googled, copied and pasted with pride.

Guest Anonymous

Gotta go Past!


A teacher is teaching a class and he sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so he asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, other is sucking her ice cream and other is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

What's wrong with googling a joke? It is the Stupid Jokes thread, not the "must be your original joke not stolen or borrowed or googled" jokes thread.

 

Just so you know, most of my contributions to this thread were googled, copied and pasted with pride.

 

Gee, I'm acting unnecessarily salty, aren't I. My name should be Detta Walker.

 

I'm sorry, I'm going off topic.

 

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved.

I'm SomethingDire, and Céleste is my partner in crime.

Guest Anonymous

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 bottles in the other hand, what I have?"

 

Student: "A drinking problem"

Guest Anonymous

What does a five hundred pound canary sound like?

 

PEEP!

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