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A first grade teacher handed out a coloring page to her students - on it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella.

 

When the class handed them in, one little boy had colored the frog bright purple. The teacher scolded him, asking, “How often have you seen a purple frog?”

 

The little boy answered, “The same number of times I've seen a frog holding an umbrella.”

What do you call a vampire out on the sea?

 

A vampirate.

"It's all about synthesis, you don't have to be a real musician. You just synthesize your own reality, synthesize your own talents." -Klayton

 

My Three Mind Horses

Haven: Tulpa #1

Created on 10-28-14

Aphelion: Tulpa #2

Created on 2-25-15 

Chimera: Self Proclaimed Thoughtform

Created on: Can't remember. Sometime around Easter of 2017.

 

Warning: I am a huge nerd.

never believed words could hurt me until i fell into a printing press

 

if i had to use only one word to describe myself, it'd be "not good at following directions"

"The number of minds in the universe is one."

 

- Erwin Schrodinger

 

Kovie, they or she. 7yo, mentally 19. active.

Vyx, they or he. 7yo, mentally 17. active.

Axen, they or he. age unknown, mentally 26. occasionally active.

Sanu, any pronouns. 5yo, mentally ageless. mostly inactive.

Leo, he/him. 6yo, mentally 21. inactive.

The koala said: I have all the necessary koalafications.

 

The elephant retaliated with: All your qualifications are irrelephant.

 

The lion said: Don't listen to him; he's lion.

 

The bear moaned: This arguing is becoming unbearable.

 

The horse added: Indeed. It's making my voice horse.

 

The owl said: Oh please, horse. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry, owl wait.

 

Silence reigned in the discussion.

 

The hawk broke the ice with: Ouch!! Hawkward!

 

The giraffe shouted: Yo, I'm outta here! You all are giraffin' me crazy!

 

The alpaca offered to help, saying: Alpaca your stuff!

 

The minnow demanded: Let minnow when you get there.

 

The whale just encountered the group, saying: Whale whale whale. What do we have right here?

 

I'm not going to listen to you guys since you are all probably just talking to yourself and don't really have a tulpa like me.

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

 

To get to the same side.

"Don't listen to friends when the friend inside you says 'Do this.'" -Gandhi

 

Tulpa Name: Ellie

Created: 11/13/13

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A judge enters the court room and starts the proceedings, saying: "Before this process starts in earnest, there is one thing I have to clear first. The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in their favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in their favour. To make this case a fair one, I’m hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant."

Why is Russian always in lowercase? They hate capitalism.

"Try to get a better understanding of things before making your judgement." -Khan, Metro 2033

 

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