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Peep? I don't get it.

 

little teeny canaries go "peep"

 

Five hundred pound cannaries go "PEEP!"

 

Mistgod: never mind jean-luc, it is a Melian thing. I think she should have written "cheep" instead of "peep". Baby chickens go "peep"


Melian: There is no difference between a peep and a cheep buster.

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How about like this:


What noise does a canary make?

"cheep!"

 

What noise does a 500-pound canary make?

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"EXPENSIVE"

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I never know whether to use Ms or Mrs, but at least I know that if I'm addressing a female snake I should use Msssssssssssssssssss.

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Guest Anonymous

jean-luc, sweetie, this is a jokes thread

 

A JOKES THREAD


Why did the tomato turn red?

 

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Guest Anonymous

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

 

  "You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

 

  "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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