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A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir can I have five beers please.”

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Bob is told to print out the notice and to make absolutely no changes to it.

 

Disregarding direct orders, Bob added some thickness to the letters in the title.

 

It was a bold move.

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*face palm, head slams to desk, ...groans*

Guest Anonymous

Question: Why do hummingbirds hum?

 

Answer: Because they don't know the words.

Moved to Lounge, because it's not really a game. It's pretty much a standard Lounge-type thread.

 

Also Jean-luc, that's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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My joke of the day: Kiahdaj thinking exchanging jokes is not a game. Pooh on you, sour puss! LOL Still, the Lounge is a great place for this and I was rather wanting it in the Lounge anyways!

 

No, I changed my mind we need a new joke:

 

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?''

''Hell no,'' Jeff said.

They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?''

''I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants,'' Jeff said.

So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!''

''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''

(This is not stupid but it's still a joke)

3 logics guys enter in a bar. The barman ask them, "Will all you want a beer?". The first answers:

"I don't know."

The seconds answers:

"I don't know."

And the third answers:

"Yes."

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Guest Anonymous

*groans* No my dear, that was indeed a stupid joke.

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