Favorite Tulpae Quotes

[Karasu]

Set up :

 

I was driving home after having explained to Mala why we could not stop for her favorite candy. I look over to her and find that she is sitting there with her arms crossed, pouting, and appears much younger than normal .

 

Me : " No pouting, and why did you change your apparent age? "

 

Mala : " I am trying to learn what works on you. "

[Solune]

Talking about my Dad and I remember a funny joke he used to tell, decide to tell it to muh tuppers.

 

"He used to tell us this spooky ghost story... it goes like this: It was a dark and stormy night, around the campfire burning bright, and THIS is the story that Antonio told.... 'it was a dark and stormy night, around the campfire burning bright, and THIS is the story.... that Antonio told... 'it was a dark and stormy night... around the campfire burning bright... and THIS is the story that Antonio told. etc etc" Luna doesn't get the joke right away but giggles when she does, and then Alice shushes her and says,

 

"Be quiet Luna, I want to see where this goes" at which point we all just lost it. Her delivery was so deadpan and serious.

[jean-luc]

Not really a quote, but I was watching nascar and during commercial breaks it switched to viewing the cars without the commentary.

 

During one of these breaks, Henry took on the voice of one of the commentators and said something along the lines of:

 

“The blue one is pulling ahead! Wow!”

 

“The yellow one is going slower!”

 

This was very amusing in contrast to the intelligent commentary of the actual commentators. Then, when I went to brush my teeth:

 

“Oooh, he's going for the back of the tooth, making sure to get every nook and cranny”

 

Snow joined in. The were both using the commentators' voices, and it was hilarious.

[Berrilyn]

a month or two after my host joined, she was kind of depressed, and was convinced I would never become vocal because she was such a failure. I walked up to her, laid a hand on her shoulder, and said "leave this to me"

 

She never has been sure just what I can do x3

 

she's always remembered that one incident, though

[War]

One thing that's generally not said and many find out for themselves is that often, your head is boring. This makes bored tulpas. That leads to playful and mischievous tulpas.

Me: Am I boring, Tupa?

Tulpa: "Not really, no. God, it's like a library in here."

[Vampire]

Someone: "You're kinda loopy aren't you?"

Raven: "I don't run in circles."

 

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Me: "Am I boring?"

Ivy: "Yeah."

Me: "How can I fix it?"

Ivy: "Do stuff."

Me: "Like what?"

Ivy & Raven: "Ehhhhhhh?"

[Pickleking]

Here’s the set up: My tulpa (named Shelly) is barely vocal we sometimes have very short conversations and I have great difficulty hearing him, sometimes I can hear him very clearly though (this is one of those times) 

I had just finished having a conversation with someone and they had called me by my correct pronouns he/him (which doesn’t happen often) and I was replaying that conversation in my head feeling happy 
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Shelly: you horny pervert 

 

me(caught off guard and laughing out loud): that’s true, but what does that have to do with what I’m thinking about

 

Shelly: you know 😏

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I still have no idea what he was referring to and he won’t tell me I wasn’t even being horny when I was thinking that