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A Warning From Omegle

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Today, I decided to type "Tulpa" into my interests on Omegle, and I had one of the most interesting conversations of my life.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Tulpa.

Stranger: Hello.

You: OMG FINALLY

You: Tulpa!

Stranger: ...

You: yay

Stranger: Yes, tulpa.

You: Do you have a tulpa?

Stranger: You sound like one of the people I might find on tulpa.info

Stranger: I do.

Stranger: Do you?

You: sweet. I just started tulpaforcing a couple days ago

Stranger: ....

Stranger: Are you reading the manuals?

You: found out about it 3 days ago : P

Stranger: Do not tulpaforce!

You: What?

Stranger: If you only found out three days ago seriously think about this.

You: I have read every manual dude

Stranger: The autists on tulpa.info make it seem to harmless and easy.

You: Made my own

Stranger: The Tibetan manuals?

You: ...no

You: FAQ man and some user ones

Stranger: What about the Manuals of the 14th Order?

Stranger: FAQ man doesn't even have a tulpa.

Stranger: He is a lying, neck-bearded autist who clearly never read the actual manuals.

Stranger: Tulpaforcing requires years of preparation, and years more for execution.

You: wat

Stranger: The Tibetan monks tulpaforced their whole lives.

You: yeah

You: I researched them a bit

Stranger: Do you really think some pre-pubescent teenage boy will get one in under a month?

You: No

You: I know it takes several months

Stranger: You plan on having sex with yours I bet.

You: No

Stranger: It takes several Years.

Stranger: In a few months you will begin to see it.

Stranger: But you won't feel the texture of the skin, the prickles in the hair, the warmth of the body and coolness of the breath.

Stranger: You will lose your mind, and your friends will shortly follow.

Stranger: It is a lifestyle, please think some more.

You: Hm. Why should I beleive you, not the hundreds on tulpa.info?

Stranger: Because they never read the actual manuals.

Stranger: I hand-translated them, and traveled myself to the center of the old 14th just to make sure I was correct.

You: they made their own and they seem to work

Stranger: (Was on a field trip, but it doesn't matter.)

Stranger: They are not tulpas, but imaginary friends.

You: sentient imaginary friends they can feel

You: and smell

You: and taste

Stranger: They are lying, and determine what the tulpas say and do.

Stranger: You cannot do that in the first years.

Stranger: The 14th Order stated that a true Damian (enhanced tulpa) starts off as a doppelganger.

You: Tulpas are not supernatural

Stranger: It looks and acts like you, only better.

Stranger: A tulpa is a fragment of your consciousness.

You: Yes

You: that you develop and stuff

Stranger: Damians are designed to draw out your Maximum.

Stranger: How do you make a tulpa?

You: It doesn't have to be done annexact certain way

Stranger: You create stimuli.

Stranger: Your brain needs time to produce enough.

Stranger: If you produce too much stimuli on your own in a few months, your brain enters atrophy.

Stranger: As in, it begins to die.

Stranger: No one on tulpa.info has any idea what a tulpa is and what a tulpa can do.

Stranger: They are ignorant morons, good day.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Does anybody else agree with this guy, or is he full of BS? Also, does anyone know where to find an "original" tulpa creation guide?

EDIT: People are reporting the existence of these old guides

 

Of course, this guy is a stranger on omegle, so theoretically he could just be a pissed off teenager whose tulpa didn't turn out so well. However, assuming this guy is honest, then I can see why someone who has spent the last 3 years of his life creating a tulpa would be upset when hundreds had found a way to do it in a couple months.

 

EDIT: I lied on omegle ( D: )- I found out about tulpas about a week ago and have not forced yet. I'm still doing some research on what exactly I want to do technique wise.

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I think it's a troll, judging from the stranger's attitude and insults. Or, like you said, a pissed off teenager whose tulpa didn't turn out well.

 

A quick Google search returns nothing on this so-called "14th Order".

 

And if there were any "Tibetan Tulpa Manuals", why have we never heard of them before?

 

EDIT: Welcome to the forums, by the way.

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God, my face is melting. You think some fagface would learn anything in Tibet? Even if he did go there, tulpa stuff is a dead practice and it wasn't something every goddamn monk knew about (or so i heard), so he wouldn't know shit about anything. To answer your questions:

1. No

2. This is piss retarded.

3. If you think that will work for you.

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There might be a reason why google search on 14th order won turn up anything.

 

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Nah, I'm thinking too much.

 

Although, I'd like to actually find out how the Tibetan monk did it. They sure didn't go "It's sentience since the first second".

 

Edit:

Wait a sec, why would this mysterious guy even put "tulpa" as his interest?

You don't usually type your interest into omegle unless you are trying to talk to a specific type of person.

 

This guy is specifically looking for tulpa-owner to troll.


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I have some doubts about that taking years to only hear it, form what I understood the tibetans would keep their tulpa around for only a couple of months as a mean to self-discovery or something similar, so that's a bit contradictory.

 

Also I would love to read about that "tibetan tulpa manual" if it would exist, wich is highly unlikely, or at least it would be very difficult to retrive a copy, since it would be some century old manuscript hidden in some temple, and I doubt the monks would just give you a few days to translate it. Whatever, it probably doesn't exist.

 

It is a lifestyle, please think some more.

Maybe this one makes a bit of sense, it's a good idea to think this whole thing through before starting, wich I have to confess I didn't do much, but for now I'm fine.

 

Although, I'd like to actually find out how the Tibetan monk did it. They sure didn't go "It's sentience since the first second".

No, definitely not. I'm not even sure if they thought of tulpas like sentient beings.

 

Even if he did go there, tulpa stuff is a dead practice and it wasn't something every goddamn monk knew about (or so i heard), so he wouldn't know shit about anything

 

Why is it a dead practice? I mean I get that it wasn't really common, or else there would be a bit more literature about it, but why dead?

 

Anyway, take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt, especially if it's about things like tulpas.

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And you didn't ask for a link or some way to see what he's talking about? That would have outed him as a troll in record time.

 

But this does seem to be a good idea, to use omegle with "tulpa" as interest (not that I've ever used omegle or know how to use it). I'll try it some time.

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Oh noes! My brain is dying because too much stimuli halp!

Sounds totally legit if you ask me. I killed my tuptups in an instant as soon as I read this.

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The guy is full of shit. No more needs to be said.

 

 

1. No

2. This is piss retarded.

3. If you think that will work for you.


"If this can be avoided, it should. If it can't, then it would be better if it could be. If it happened and you're thinking back to it, try and think back further. Try not to avoid it with your mind. If any of this is possible, it may be helpful. If not, it won't be."

 

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Quite the imagination that guy had. I would love to read this literature however I can't find it. Oh well, back to loving mine.


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Someone has spent far too much time on /x/.


The above post does not contain facts.

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