Favorite Tulpae Quotes

[Jax]

Me getting out of bed.

 

Miah: And here we see the majestic Jax emerging from it's slumber.

 

Me: What? Do you do Nature Documentaries now?

 

Miah: Indeed.

*She suddenly in a safari outfit with a double-barreled tranquilizer gun.*

Now, let me shoot you in the ass with this.

 

Me: o_o

 

Only moments before, she was threatening to blow away the birds outside my window because, "while the do sound pretty, they need to learn when to shut the fuck up!" She has a thing with birds. Geese especially. She often takes potshots at geese as they fly over head. Just this morning, she gave me a mental picture of using a goose for...something, I can't remember what.

 

Me: You really hate geese, don't you?

 

Miah: No, I just find that they're a useful outlet for my creativity.

[jean-luc]

Me: When you figure possession out, slap me in the face

Me: But not too hard

Jack: How hard?

Me: I don't know, I wonder...

*I proceed to flippin SLAP MYSELF IN THE FACE*

Me: Oh not that bad OH GOD WTF DID I JUST DO. wow. I just slapped myself in the face

Jack : *laughs*

[Ilueri]

On irc, talking about possession.

 

"I guess it was my fault for trying to move the entire arm the first time we tried. Fingers are for pussies."

[mogwaimon]

We're (Me, Twi, Dash, and Lyra) watching a MIT physics lecture and I end up having to pause it for some reason due to a phone call. After the phone call I remember to keep Twi 'imposed' but forget Dash and Lyra are there, as I'm still a noob. Resume the video.

 

Twi, after a few minutes: You do realize you forgot Dash and Lyra, right?

 

Me: Ah shit, my bad.

 

I try to impose them, 'see' two human skeletons sitting on my couch

 

Dash & Lyra: How could you forgeeeet ussss........ooooooOOOooooooo

 

Me: *Start laughing* WTF you guys are dicks

 

*Dash and Lyra start laughing too, Twilight facepalms*

[corvus]

I was once feeling very fatigued one afternoon. I was sitting on the couch, and then I felt Luna laying on my lap.

I asked her why, and she replied [I want to be tired along with you.]

 

[He's reposting this every where to achieve maximus 'dawww' factor ^^]

[Guest angaroo]

A couple of days ago, this happened:

 

Aria: Hey angaroo?

Me: Yes?

Aria: What are you doing?

Me: Waiting for class to start.

Aria: Waiting for class to start?

Me: Yup.

Aria: Yup.

Me: Why are you doing that Aria?

Aria: Doing what?

Me: Copying me.

Aria: I didn't think I was copying you, I was just repeating everything you said.

Me: Aria...that's the same thing.

Aria: Oh...

 

I still poke fun at her for that. xD

[tania]

Ive just gone into in Jessesland (my Tuplas wonderland) and Jesse who's 11 days old at the time, cheerfully but seriously greets me with..

"Do you want a coffee?"

 

(This I found funny as I dont at all drink coffee so cracked up laughing. He didnt know. I kind of feel bad now for laughing at him)

..............

 

One memorable moment is when he made me feel like a fool.

me: Will you make love to me?

Jesse (sounding a little confused): Havent I already done that to you.

 

I felt like a fool as I'd been thinking and visualising doing it with Jesse for about half an hour before I'd asked him but hadnt realised thou i should of done, that I actually was doing it with him. That realisation hit me as soon as I heard his reply.

 

............

 

The last thing is something Jessie did rather then said.

 

Im real serious with trying to visualise his body parts as I dont want to screw things up (my boyfriend has been joking how my Tulpa is going to come out looking like frankenstein as I spent so much time focused on individual body parts).. and being so serious with trying to visualise his penis and thinking of him being a sensual person. Jesse who's got a good sense of humour decided this is a perfect time to mess about and put an image into my head. Suddenly I see like a cartoon toothpaste stand up in its container and this toothpaste, smiles and greets me with a big bow. I couldnt help but laugh at that, he really screwed my concentration up.

[Tanner|Cyril]

Alright guys, so today will officially be my 5th day of working with my Tulpa, and couple days ago my tulpa said his first words, but they really have me a little confused.

"Am I standing in the right spot? yea? okay." -Cyril

I'm very confused as to what he meant by those words, as I had literally just woken up, and i have not been working on seeing him very much, if any, yet. I don't know if maybe i have another tulpa that i don't know of, or maybe he has his own tulpa. If you want, you can post saying what you think it meant.

[Tulpony]

Alright guys, so today will officially be my 5th day of working with my Tulpa, and couple days ago my tulpa said his first words, but they really have me a little confused.

"Am I standing in the right spot? yea? okay." -Cyril

I'm very confused as to what he meant by those words, as I had literally just woken up, and i have not been working on seeing him very much, if any, yet. I don't know if maybe i have another tulpa that i don't know of, or maybe he has his own tulpa. If you want, you can post saying what you think it meant.

 

Random guesses: Either your tulpa had imposed himself in the environment and was worried you'd step on him or something, or he was doing something in the wonderland, or it was just hypnogogia (hearing random voices while tired, pretty common among tulpamancers).

 

 

Also I don't think this is the right thread for this.

 

[tania]

Alright guys, so today will officially be my 5th day of working with my Tulpa, and couple days ago my tulpa said his first words, but they really have me a little confused.

"Am I standing in the right spot? yea? okay." -Cyril

I'm very confused as to what he meant by those words, as I had literally just woken up, and i have not been working on seeing him very much, if any, yet. I don't know if maybe i have another tulpa that i don't know of, or maybe he has his own tulpa. If you want, you can post saying what you think it meant.

 

Maybe he was trying to be seen by you and thought he had to stand in a certain place to do so.. who really knows. Maybe you will have a chance to ask him what that was about soon.

 

I wouldnt at all take this to mean that you have another Tulpa thou unless you have other reasons to think that. Dont worry that you may have another tulpa as you could then start accidently creating another one.