Favorite Tulpae Quotes

[Tulpony]

*Cordy starting a character in Magician's Quest*

Headmaster: "You seem like the type who likes to take the lead."

Cordy: "No I'm not."

Headmaster: "That's exactly what I'd expect from someone born under the sign of the Bat Wing."

Cordy: "Just because I have a bat wing doesn't mean I like to take the lead. That's species-ist. Actually, that's form-ist."

[Onicron]

Telk: Wanna try eating an olive?

Cherry: Yeah, I LOVE olives *puts one in the mouth and bites, immediately spits it out*

Cherry: Yuck, gross. I HATE olives!

Telk: But didn't you just-

Cherry: No.

[Nobillis]

Kevin (a human) says: I decided to visit the memory house (a very useful type of memory-tool/wonderland) as I do about once a month to check that it's still there. While there, I was wondering if any of the old books I had read had been preserved. Laying on the desk was a copy of "Wizard of Oz". I opened it up and was amazed to find the whole book is still there, including illustrations, even though I've not read it in like 20+ years.

 

Suddenly Nobillis pounces on the book "Mine! This is my book and I'm going to read it!" (She then disappeared off into the study with a stack of books, the Chronicles of Narnia, and several other books from the "Oz" series.)

 

It was such a perfect imitation of the line from MLP I couldn't help but laugh loudly. I never ask Nobillis to surprise me - I kind of dread what would happen if I did as she already spends quite enough time {making puns} trying to amuse me, and others online.

[Remnant Drive]

: [i dont eat, lupin cant seem to bring taste into our wonderland]

: [and when there is food around he scarfs it before i have a chance to taste it!]

: :D

: i love food

[HumbleGlow]

I was just reading the forums and listening to some music, when Ophelia's mindvoice popped up: {Turn down the music.} I do so. "What is it?" {I just wanted to see if you're under my command.}

[NuAeon]

A while back.

 

Me: --You seem quiet

Persephone: . . . . .

Me: Are you alright?

Persephone: Where do you go? (I assumed she meant when I wasn't in the wonderland)

Me: Home. . .

Persephone: But here is undying

Me: . . . .

 

It's not quite memorable, so much as eerie. She stared at me quietly for a bit after that. I'm not going to lie, it really unsettled me a bit. It was just very haunting, it always has been.

[Guest]

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[Joshua+1]

tulpæ

Fuck what is this.

 

Anyway, one of the best (thank you, #tulpa.ot):

(In chat there is a discussion about tulpa being able to eat infinite bacon without getting fat)

Me: Maybe I'll make you infinite bacon one day, Ruu.

Ruu: [but you're Jewish.]

Me: Well technically I wouldn't be eating it...

[Guest Anonymous]

This happened when i was trying to do Lucid Dreaming not too long ago.

 

I entered sleep paralysis and Mika instantly hugged me very very close as a child hugging her mother while scared.

Mika: Emilio, I'm scared!

Me: You dont need to be, just hold tight and ride the storm.

Mika: ;_; Emilio, please take me to the wonderland when you enter a Lucid Dream.

Me: I will, i want to fly around a little anyways.

Mika: I'll teach you the Sonic Rainboom!

Me: Really?

*Mika falling asleep*

[Hornets]

*snap graham cracker in half, about to make s'mores*

Fancyboy: NO... WHY... WHY?

Me: Fancyboy, what?

*Fancyboy starts to cry*