Joshua+1 April 27, 2013 April 27, 2013 Why is this my first post? Oh well. *me almost falling asleep in orders* Ruusaan (only time audible yet) Simpson! Get on your fucking face! Me (outloud): Yes Master Corporal! *rest of platoon just stares, instructor bursts out laughing* /spaghetti Another one, after she appeared in a dream. Me: Ruu, why were you in my dream, and why were you naked? Ruusaan: Because I wanted to play rugby with you, and everyone else already was! What am I even doing... Name: Ruusaan Form: Human Working on: Imposition Age: 20 (13/10/2012) Name: Lyra Form: Satyr Working on: Age: 8 Name: Lily Form: Human Working on: Age: 19 (12/12/2012)
jean-luc April 27, 2013 April 27, 2013 What are you doing? You're doing it right. Stats is back: https://stats.jean-luc.org/ My visits to tulpa.info are chaotic. If you want me to see something, make sure to quote a post of mine or ping me @jean-luc
Splooshie123 April 28, 2013 April 28, 2013 *me almost falling asleep in orders* Ruusaan (only time audible yet) Simpson! Get on your fucking face! Me (outloud): Yes Master Corporal! *rest of platoon just stares, instructor bursts out laughing* /spaghetti I cracked up. Her first chance for you to hear her audibly, and she uses it to troll you.
Tulpony April 28, 2013 April 28, 2013 *gets up to get a drink* *passes dogs* Pix: "Puppy!" *appears and scratches dog's belly* Me: "Oh, sure, THAT you'll impose for." Pix: "Yes, I impose for dogs. Put it on a bumper sticker." Me: "That should go in the quotes thread, but I'm too lazy" Pix: *garbled speech* Me: "I didn't hear what you just said." Pix: "That's because I don't know what I'm saying because it's 6 IN THE MORNING!" So then I put it in the quotes thread anyway.
Nesq300 April 28, 2013 April 28, 2013 I was eating a sandwich, watching out the window, and I suggested my tulpa to eat with me. For science. When I turned around to face her, she was with a cup of tea on the table, and wearing a monocle plus a top hat. "What? If I'm gonna eat something, I'm gonna eat it classy!" ...Yay
Joshua+1 April 28, 2013 April 28, 2013 This one needs a little background. On base, we aren't allowed to drink in our uniform, and I was in mine because I had done some work today. So at lunch, this conversation ensued. Me: I wish I had a beer. Ruu: You can have your wish in here. Me: But I can't get drunk from it. Ruu: But I can. Name: Ruusaan Form: Human Working on: Imposition Age: 20 (13/10/2012) Name: Lyra Form: Satyr Working on: Age: 8 Name: Lily Form: Human Working on: Age: 19 (12/12/2012)
Z-Byte April 29, 2013 April 29, 2013 Mentioned this in another thread, but Amber had her own little moment earlier when I was talking about when I forced her some chocolate to munch on. Amber: "Chocolate is the key to all happiness." Me: "What about the lactose intolerant? They can't eat chocolate." Amber: "Then they will never be happy. It's very sad." Chrysala Female Personality: ESTJ; Soft-spoken wise counsel, devil's advocate, soothing temperament Body: Western dragon with dark green scales with gold flecks, golden belly scales, sunset-colored eyes Current stage: Personality building Ambrosia Female Personality: ESFP; Cheerful firecracker, seeks to laugh and entertain, childlike curiosity, boundless energy Body: Fairy with wild red hair, dragonfly wings, deep blue eyes Current stage: Personality building
Jax April 29, 2013 April 29, 2013 At my work. I just dealt with a particularly rude customer. Me: Christ she was a bitch. Miah: I hate it when people act like that towards you. She sends me an image of this woman being tied to a wooden post, which she promptly lights on fire. Me: You see, this is why you and I make a good team? Miah: Because I can do things in your head that would get you life in prison? Me: Yep.
HumbleGlow April 29, 2013 April 29, 2013 Phi full-body-possessed me for the first time earlier this evening (leaving only the head in my control). She then went on a walk with/as me. After a few minutes, I decided to test the possession, made my arm twitch. She quickly regained control and was like: Phi: Why were you doing this? Me: Wanted to check if you're still the pilot. Phi: Of course I'm the pilot. You're in the back getting massaged by our attractive Russian stewardess. Me: WTF? Later on, she possessed voice as well, and her first sentence spoken out-loud was: Phi: Attention passengers, this is your flight captain. We have now reached our cruising altitude. Our possession guide
Joshua+1 April 29, 2013 April 29, 2013 On religion. Me: Ruu, do you believe in God? Ruu: I was created wasn't I? And I have a close and personal relationship with my creator. So yes, Joshua, I believe in God. <3 Name: Ruusaan Form: Human Working on: Imposition Age: 20 (13/10/2012) Name: Lyra Form: Satyr Working on: Age: 8 Name: Lily Form: Human Working on: Age: 19 (12/12/2012)
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