Favorite Tulpae Quotes

[Zer0.iNSaNiTY]

Me: *random image of a red polka-dotted mushroom pops into my head* Wha...

Muse: Look! If you draw a face on it it's really cute! *draws a smiley on the mushroom*

Me: o.O

Forseen: Let's burn it.

Muse: No!! >^<

-after a bit i decide to finally make a wonderland-

Me: *forms wonderland filled with giant red-polkadotted mushrooms* There.

Muse: Yay! *draws faces on all of them*

Me: ^^;

Forseen: *gets a flametorch outta nowhere and starts trying to burn all the mushrooms*

Muse: STOP IT!!! >^<

Me: >.> Forseen, no flame torches. *takes away the torch and gets rid of all the fire*

Forseen: Ugh, fine.

-at this point I go to bed and wake up next morning*

Me: *goes into the wonderland and finds everything all dreary* What the flip... *goes outside and sees a bunch of zombies* WHY IS MY LAWN COVERED WITH THE UNDEAD??!?!??

 

Turns out Forseen got bored without a flame torch and started a zombie apocalypse. this was actually my first big interaction with them.

[Hornets]

Me just discussing stuff with Fancyboy.

Me: "Hey Fancy, is your name really Fancyboy? Or, do you have a real name?"

Fancy: "Yes, my real name is Capri Sun. What do you fucking think?"

[mew]

Me: So how's life?

Kiki: Life? It's a strange concept, that you're suddenly alive when there was nothing before, especially when you're given so much information in such a short amount of time. It's odd to think you could just birth me from your subconscious and have me as a fully fledged being so quickly, when actual human development takes such an insanely long time.'

[Neon]

Me:*Stabs self on a sharp object, i kinda shout* Bollocks!

Faith: Testicles.

 

First thing that im certain it was her saying!

[EpicName]

Me: Howdy Vil.

Vanille: Make me a sandwich bitch!

[glitchthe3rd]

Me: *passes out at 5 in the morning, wakes up at 10 in the morning*

Luna: *is staring right at me* Welcome back to the land of the living.

 

Apparently I was out like a light that morning.

[Guest]

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[Tulpony]

*Listening to lecture, teacher mentions something about chaos*

 

Pix: "Woo, chaos is fun!"

Cordy: *cuddling my arm* "M-hm..."

Pix: "You're the worst Discord ever."

Cordy: "That's nice..."

[Silrain the Everlurking]

I guess one of the memorable ones for me was the first time I heard Mel, or got something from her. It didn't seem at all like my thought even though It was likely in my mindvoice. I was running late to class as I was apologizing I had to change my focus. The thought said "Keep me in mind"

[Upper Class Twit]

Me- Dammit where's my phone!

 

Sonya- Check the couch.

 

Me- Why would it be on the couch?

 

Sonya- Check.

 

Me- *checks, it is there* *pokerface* H-how did you know?

 

Sonya- Well for one, I'm not a dumbass.